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ODD, BUTTKISSING by Jhoh Creexul 02/24/2003, 5:36pm PST
http://gamespot.com/gamespot/filters/products/0,11114,519264,00.html

To spare you from reading a total asskiss review of possibly one of the most pretentious things ever created by human beings (naturally it is Japanese), he gives it an 8.1 and then has almost nothing good to say about it other than it has good production values and a long story. Then he says that the exploration scenes are boring, the battle system is pretty plain (he finds a fancy and nice walking-on-eggshells way of saying "they renamed magic to ether") and the cutscenes are too long. The review reads like something that, missing a few key sentences, would be a 4.5 score game.

This review seems pretty indicative of a wider conspiracy to embrace objectively bad things in the name of it being foriegn. At this point I've realized long ago that it's not just me.
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ODD, BUTTKISSING by Jhoh Creexul 02/24/2003, 5:36pm PST NEW
    PS: I plan to write a review of this game soon. by Jhoh Creexul 02/24/2003, 5:36pm PST NEW
    MOO3 + Strategy Guide + a patch or three + Expansion WILL RAWK! (NT) by Gamer who looks beyond Gameplay 02/24/2003, 6:04pm PST NEW
    The only thing gayer than D&D... by fok 02/24/2003, 6:17pm PST NEW
        Looks like I posted this in the wrong forum... nt NT by fok 02/24/2003, 6:34pm PST NEW
            It is still appreciated. by Jhoh Creexul 02/24/2003, 6:43pm PST NEW
                Re: It is still appreciated. by laudablepuss 02/24/2003, 7:19pm PST NEW
                    Castle of Cagliosioioisoitroio was the bestess EVAR by Entropy Stew 02/24/2003, 7:22pm PST NEW
        Re: The only thing gayer than D&D... by FABIO 02/24/2003, 6:50pm PST NEW
            Well by Senor Barborito 03/10/2003, 7:47am PST NEW
        shut up, I like DnD by jeep 02/25/2003, 4:03pm PST NEW
            Re: shut up, I like DnD by Bill Dungsroman 02/25/2003, 4:17pm PST NEW
                Hmm by Senor Barborito 02/25/2003, 8:10pm PST NEW
                    Cockwars by Entropy Stew 02/25/2003, 8:41pm PST NEW
                        You guys are shaking my geek confidence. by FoK 02/26/2003, 12:43am PST NEW
                            Leather Jacket -nt- by Entropy Stew 02/26/2003, 1:13am PST NEW
                                Stew working on original forums (artist concept) by motherhead 02/26/2003, 9:34am PST NEW
                                    More artist concepts plzkthx -nt- by Bill Dungsroman 02/26/2003, 11:00am PST NEW
                                    HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA by Entropy Stew 02/26/2003, 3:35pm PST NEW
                                        It looks like I didn't finish by Entropy Stew 02/26/2003, 3:38pm PST NEW
                                            Re: It looks like I didn't finish by Bill Dungsroman 02/26/2003, 5:11pm PST NEW
                                            Re: It looks like I didn't finish by motherhead 02/26/2003, 8:37pm PST NEW
                                                I love it. Better than the original -NT- NT by Senor Barborito 02/26/2003, 9:54pm PST NEW
                                    Maxx, is that you ..? by bastage 02/26/2003, 6:45pm PST NEW
                                        CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG -nt- NT by Entropy Stew 02/26/2003, 6:53pm PST NEW
                            ok I want to play by veronica 02/26/2003, 2:35am PST NEW
                                Mine's bigger. by Zseni 02/26/2003, 2:52am PST NEW
                                    Zseni wins! by fok 02/26/2003, 7:20am PST NEW
                                        MEGA SUPER BATSHIT KAMEHAMEHA ZING by Zseni 02/26/2003, 10:37am PST NEW
                                            Now both of you have to suck my DICK O_O (nt) NT by Jhoh Creexul 02/26/2003, 7:13pm PST NEW
                                Re: ok I want to play by Bill Dungsroman 02/26/2003, 10:59am PST NEW
                                    Seconded -nt- by Entropy Stew 02/26/2003, 3:45pm PST NEW
                            Technically it's an overcoat, not a trenchcoat. No ponytail. (pic) by Senor Barborito 02/26/2003, 5:40am PST NEW
                                That counts, because it's not "over" a "coat." nt NT by fok 02/26/2003, 7:12am PST NEW
                                Is it time to post our pictures? On the internet?! (PIC!) by Fussbett 02/27/2003, 3:47am PST NEW
                                    I LERV TEH STEPHANIE SWIFT -nt- by Bill Dungsroman 02/27/2003, 11:17am PST NEW
                            Let me try this by laudablepuss 02/26/2003, 8:34pm PST NEW
                        Late Entry Flanking Maneuver by Mischief Maker 03/02/2003, 9:55pm PST NEW
                            #8 in Pictoral form by MM 03/02/2003, 10:34pm PST NEW
                            does that mean you'll have more time for star wars articles? -NT NT by FABIO 03/02/2003, 11:38pm PST NEW
                                Hang on. I'm almost done. (NT) NT by Inside Joker 03/02/2003, 11:45pm PST NEW
                                    me too by FABIO 03/10/2003, 2:42pm PST NEW
                    There is one problem. by Jhoh Creexul 02/25/2003, 8:44pm PST NEW
                        Akira slightly sucked but GitS was undeniably good stuff NT NT by Senor Barborito 02/25/2003, 11:51pm PST NEW
                            No, Creex is right. It was poor. However... by Zseni 02/26/2003, 12:05am PST NEW
                                No. No it did not. by Chairman Mao 02/26/2003, 3:31am PST NEW
                                do not bother with Evangelion by FABIO 02/26/2003, 2:51pm PST NEW
                                    Re: do not bother with Evangelion by Chairman Mao 02/26/2003, 5:11pm PST NEW
                                        The rule of endings in anime: by Jhoh Creexul 02/26/2003, 7:16pm PST NEW
                                            Re: The rule of endings in anime: by Chairman Mao 02/26/2003, 8:00pm PST NEW
                                                Re: The rule of endings in anime: by Jhoh Creexul 02/26/2003, 9:25pm PST NEW
                                            Considering End of Eva was a hearty "fuck you" to the fans... by Damocles 02/28/2003, 3:35am PST NEW
                                                Re: Considering End of Eva was a hearty "fuck you" to the fans... by Jhoh Creexul 03/01/2003, 5:29pm PST NEW
                                                    Eva, Amuro, and the West by Damocles 03/12/2003, 8:29pm PST NEW
                                All of you motherfuckers are wrong, SORRY ^_^ by Jhoh Creexul 02/26/2003, 7:20pm PST NEW
                                    Re: All of you motherfuckers are wrong, SORRY ^_^ by Chairman Mao 02/26/2003, 8:03pm PST NEW
                                        Never, EVER watch Earth Girl Arjuna if you don't like environmentalist shit by Damocles 02/28/2003, 3:38am PST NEW
                            I'd reverse them, actually -nt- NT by Entropy Stew 02/26/2003, 1:16am PST NEW
                                I'd say they're both good overall, but with some elements of intense suckage n/t NT by curst 02/26/2003, 9:21am PST NEW
                                    The Internet is vast and Infinite by ^_^ 02/26/2003, 3:41pm PST NEW
                    Oh yeah? by Bill Dungsroman 02/26/2003, 10:56am PST NEW
                        8. I am engaged to someone I met on the Internet. FATALITY! -NT- by Senor Barborito 02/27/2003, 4:50pm PST NEW
            Agreed re: Cowboy Bebop by Senor Barborito 02/25/2003, 8:00pm PST NEW
                sleep. -nt- by jeep 02/25/2003, 8:13pm PST NEW
                Also agreeing with the thing about Cowboy Bebop. by Jhoh Creexul 02/25/2003, 8:42pm PST NEW
                    No need to point out its one weakness -nt- by Entropy Stew 02/26/2003, 1:16am PST NEW
            On Xenosaga and cutscenes by Damocles 02/28/2003, 3:24am PST NEW
                how IS Xenosaga anyways? by FABIO 02/28/2003, 9:29am PST NEW
                    Re: how IS Xenosaga anyways? by Jhoh Creexul 03/01/2003, 5:36pm PST NEW
                        how is it possible to have LESS gameplay than xenogears? -NT NT by FABIO 03/02/2003, 2:53pm PST NEW
                            No random encounters. That is how. by Jhoh Creexul 03/02/2003, 6:36pm PST NEW
                                dammit by FABIO 03/03/2003, 12:29am PST NEW
                                    Just rent it, then. by Damocles 03/07/2003, 3:01pm PST NEW
                                        Re: Just rent it, then. by Jhoh Creexul 03/07/2003, 5:50pm PST NEW
                                            RPGs with dull/stupid sections? HORRORS! by Damocles 03/09/2003, 6:32pm PST NEW
                                        YES! How silly! Why even bother with game reviews???? -NT NT by FABIO 03/07/2003, 8:53pm PST NEW
                                            Then go for it: The reviews are universally positive -NT- by Damocles 03/09/2003, 6:35pm PST NEW
                                                except for Toastyfrog by FABIO 03/09/2003, 9:21pm PST NEW
                                                    Yeah, but he hates Xenogears so much he's probably converted to Hinduism -NT- by Damocles 03/10/2003, 7:18am PST NEW
                                                        Any amount of Xenogears dislike is TOO MUCH HATE for any fanboy. by Jhoh Creexul 03/10/2003, 9:57am PST NEW
                                                            Whee, ironic namecalling. by Damocles, Token Xenosaga Defender. 03/12/2003, 8:21pm PST NEW
                                                                Re: Whee, ironic namecalling. by FABIO 03/12/2003, 9:08pm PST NEW
                                                                I am ironically fucking you in the ass. UNF. by Jhoh Creexul 03/14/2003, 2:01am PST NEW
                                                                    If you're going to be the Objective Reviewer, try to keep the games straight. by Damocles, TXD 03/14/2003, 3:58am PST NEW
                                                                        Re: If you're going to be the Objective Reviewer, try to keep the games straight. by Jhoh Creexul 03/14/2003, 10:37am PST NEW
                                Huh? Since when does "the monsters are on the screen" mean no gameplay? by Damocles 03/07/2003, 2:56pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Huh? Since when does "the monsters are on the screen" mean no gameplay? by Jhoh Creexul 03/09/2003, 11:26pm PST NEW
                                        Re: Huh? Since when does "the monsters are on the screen" mean no gameplay? by Damocles 03/10/2003, 7:24am PST NEW
                                            Re: Huh? Since when does "the monsters are on the screen" mean no gameplay? by Jhoh Creexul 03/10/2003, 9:54am PST NEW
                                                FABIO and Damocles teaming up, who knew? by FABIO 03/10/2003, 2:56pm PST NEW
                                                    Re: FABIO and Damocles teaming up, who knew? by Jhoh Creexul 03/11/2003, 8:06pm PST NEW
                                                        Ah, unstated question answered. by Damocles 03/12/2003, 9:20pm PST NEW
                                                            Your love of Xenosaga is affecting your mental processing unit apparently. by Jhoh Creexul 03/14/2003, 10:52am PST NEW
                                                                An argument is a terrible thing to waste. by Damocles 03/18/2003, 1:08am PST NEW
                                                                    the thread that wont die by FABIO 03/18/2003, 11:32am PST NEW
                                                    Re: FABIO and Damocles teaming up, who knew? by Damocles, TXD 03/12/2003, 8:54pm PST NEW
                                                Re: Huh? Since when does "the monsters are on the screen" mean no gameplay? by Damocles, TXD 03/12/2003, 8:38pm PST NEW
                                            Re: Huh? Since when does "the monsters are on the screen" mean no gameplay? by FABIO 03/10/2003, 2:45pm PST NEW
                                                Not to put too fine a point on it, but FUCK YES. by Damocles, TXD 03/12/2003, 9:01pm PST NEW
                                                    Re: Not to put too fine a point on it, but FUCK YES. by FABIO 03/12/2003, 9:23pm PST NEW
                                                        Re: Not to put too fine a point on it, but FUCK YES. by Damocles, TXD 03/13/2003, 3:13am PST NEW
                    Re: Xenosaga isn't bad by Damocles 03/07/2003, 2:49pm PST NEW
                        Re: Xenosaga isn't bad by Jhoh Creexul 03/07/2003, 5:49pm PST NEW
                            Unlike in Final Fantasy 9, you don't HAVE to play the card game. by Damocles 03/09/2003, 6:42pm PST NEW
                        Fuck you. TRIPLE TRIAD 4 LIFE (nt) by Zseni 03/07/2003, 5:52pm PST NEW
                            Go back in time and kill whoever devised the Random Rule and I'd agree. by Damocles 03/09/2003, 6:56pm PST NEW
                                Don't even talk to me, you pussy. by Zseni 03/09/2003, 11:07pm PST NEW
                                    "Handling" and "liking" random are different concepts. by Damocles 03/10/2003, 7:31am PST NEW
                                        To reiterate: yuo = pussy. by Zseni 03/10/2003, 9:24am PST NEW
                                            To reiterate: yuo=brittle, and I= bizarrely perplexed FF8 *defender* by Damocles, TXD 03/12/2003, 10:08pm PST NEW
                        Re: Xenosaga isn't bad by FABIO 03/07/2003, 8:52pm PST NEW
                            Re: Xenosaga isn't bad by Jhoh Creexul 03/07/2003, 10:40pm PST NEW
                                Re: Xenosaga isn't bad by FABIO 03/08/2003, 1:57am PST NEW
                                Re: Upgrades by Damocles 03/09/2003, 7:23pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Upgrades by FABIO 03/09/2003, 9:22pm PST NEW
                                        I'm sorry, did you just say FF:T sucked? -nt- NT by Entropy Stew 03/09/2003, 10:10pm PST NEW
                                            oops, ment to just accuse Vagrant Story of suckage -nt- NT by FABIO 03/09/2003, 10:33pm PST NEW
                            Shoutout to Soulblazer by Damocles 03/09/2003, 7:16pm PST NEW
        Fox has the solution. by conflictNo 02/26/2003, 2:42am PST NEW
            Re: Fox has the solution. by E. L. Koba 02/26/2003, 2:53am PST NEW
 
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