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by Mischief Maker 02/22/2003, 10:51am PST |
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Zebo Fuckface wrote:
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1. Long ago they talked about making a 4X game with a 5th X... THE AI OVERRIDES YOUR DECISIONS. That's a feature people who play games about megalomanaiacal galactic dominance want to see.
2. Everyone who buys the game says it's ugly, buried in disgusting numbers and graphs and flowcharts, says everyone in the world will hate it. Everyone, that is, save themselves who are enlightened beings able to look beyond crap graphics, annoying gameplay, and whatever other unpleasant suprises the game had in store and appreciate it for it's hype alone. Kinda like all the reviewers of Space Empires 4 save this guy.
3. Game turns out to be so goddamned poorly designed that you need to buy a strategy guide, not to rock the house at it, mind you, but simply to play it competently.
4. Tom Chick, professional game-reviewer with a long history of giving crappy big-name games glowing reviews because he's a whore, not only says this game sucks, but sits down at his personal site where game reviews rarely exceed 2 paragraphs, and pounds out 4 pages of hate for this game, not based on one or two bad features that ruin a good idea but rather EVERY SINGLE ASPECT of MOO gameplay people would care about, including the amazing "5th X!" My rule of thumb is, if the whores lightly indicate it's bad, it's terrible. If the whores say it's awful, we've got Tresspasser 2 on our hands. I'm suprised he could type out that whole review in 60 seconds.
5. The final nail in the coffin: They thought it would be cute to add artifacts called... get ready for it... the 5 Xs! Fags.
Anyone tried Starships Unlimited? |
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Tom Chick, pissing down the throat of Moo3 by Zebo Fuckface 02/22/2003, 2:41am PST 
Yikes. by FoK 02/22/2003, 2:57am PST
Tom Chick is a complete and utter idiot and I can prove it. by Senor Barborito 02/22/2003, 4:01am PST
yeah, and King's Quest is beatable once you buy the hint book -NT NT by FABIO 02/22/2003, 4:48am PST
Except King's Quest is the same game every time so your analogy fails by Senor Barborito 02/22/2003, 5:14am PST
Re: Except King's Quest is the same game every time so your analogy fails by FABIO 02/22/2003, 12:22pm PST
So you're saying the sticker price is off by $20 by Zebco Fuckface 02/22/2003, 12:49pm PST
This game sounds like a 4X version of Dungeon Siege -NT NT by FABIO 02/22/2003, 4:49am PST
I take this as the final proof MOO3 sucks (NT) by Mischief Maker 02/22/2003, 10:51am PST
Whoops! There is text in the previous post. I'm just used to always typing NT by Typo Maker 02/22/2003, 10:52am PST
Yes, we've all tried Starships Unlimited. (NT) NT by mark 02/22/2003, 11:41am PST
Re: I take this as the final proof MOO3 sucks by FABIO 02/22/2003, 12:15pm PST
Re: I take this as the final proof MOO3 sucks by MOO3 Unmaker 02/22/2003, 12:51pm PST
Re: I take this as the final proof MOO3 sucks by FABIO 02/23/2003, 1:21am PST
Re: I take this as the final proof MOO3 sucks by mysterio 02/23/2003, 4:10pm PST
Re: I take this as the final proof MOO3 sucks by Unbitter 02/22/2003, 9:08pm PST
also RE: Space Empires 4 by FABIO 02/22/2003, 12:36pm PST
Re: I take this as the final proof MOO3 sucks (NT) by Zebco Fuckface 02/22/2003, 12:51pm PST
GAH -nt- by Entropy Stew 02/22/2003, 1:11pm PST
So what does he like to make him such a sell out? Blizzard Games?(NT) NT by mark 02/22/2003, 1:22pm PST
Tom Chicki hated Deus Ex. 'Nuff said. (NT) by Senor Barborito 02/22/2003, 3:42pm PST
Re: Tom Chicki hated Deus Ex. 'Nuff said. by FABIO 02/23/2003, 1:34am PST
SPEAK NOT THAT NAME by Zebco Fuckface 02/23/2003, 1:47pm PST
Re: SPEAK NOT THAT NAME by FABIO 02/23/2003, 3:05pm PST
ANYTHING was better than Ascendancy NT NT by Senor Barborito 02/23/2003, 3:05pm PST
hmmmm wait by FABIO 02/23/2003, 10:54pm PST
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