Caltrops - The Knuckle Shuffle

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by Pieter 08/24/2004, 8:30pm PDT

The 2004 gold medal winning vaulter is the first lady to screen on this video. I celebrated.
I forgot to mention that she never removes her panties. I'm guessing because it's a Japanese crowd filming it and they've got laws against showing unblurred cunts. Given the amount of movement in this video, it would be to the Goldbird cuntblurrer what LOTR was to Weta Studios. If he pulled it off, he could have got a job blurring anything, anywhere. He'd be so good, after you'd seen one of his fuck scenes, you'd go and get your eyes checked.
I saw a behind the scenes shoot of a live fuck scene on a Japanese porn channel where they had 2 or 3 guys running around with these perspex blur paddles in addition to the main paddle used by the camerman. The 'scout' paddle holders would run around sizing up positions where, presumably, the paddles would be less intrusive, and then they'd raise their hand as a signal to the cameraman and hold their paddles pefect while he made his way over. If the cameraman was in a hurry, he'd point his camera at the floor until it was safe. Once he got his paddle up, the 'scout' paddle would hang around until the director told him to move. So you'd usually have at least two paddles, mostly aligned, in the FOV of the viewer, shielding him from the terrible cunt. It would only take a slip of their hand for a jerker to lose an eyeful of tit, which could be pretty disastrous if he's one of these guys who's always disappointed with his wanks. You get all these "I fucking should have blown it on 013.jpg" guys ringing up the studio and giving them shit. These guys who size up 2 moneyshots like they were buying art at an auction. Fuck'em.

%Pieter