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Re: That answers some of my questions by Pieter 08/16/2004, 12:54am PDT
Ray of Light wrote:

Would someone care to provide a backstory? I can't ejaculate when mystified.

Ray!


When I want to make the most of porn and part of me is wondering why the prettiest girl in the world is smiling at me while I do terrible things to her, I pretend I'm a millionaire or a rapist with laughing gas. But with these gymnast girls, with the amount of motion involved, their tits lurch and squash past sexy. And how do you explain to yourself the mechanics of sex with someone on the swing bars? Or do you not even try and just beat out some dumb wank? There's no backstory that I've found that works for me, sorry, and I've tried spaceshuttles and trucks falling off cliffs. It's pretty easy to substitute yourself for the horizontal beam, though.

~Pieter~
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    She wins!!! by Pieter 08/24/2004, 8:30pm PDT NEW
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        Oh I get it, you're supposed to be tatters. NT by Chairman Mao 08/25/2004, 1:31am PDT NEW
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