Caltrops - Are Games Art? - Re: easy like YOUR MOM!

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by Zseni 02/05/2003, 3:02pm PST

I think at this point that you hate SS2 purely as a personality element: "oh, Fabio? He's the guy that hates SS2. "

You mean how like you're the person who's waging a one "woman" war against FABIO? I'm FAR from the only person here who thinks this game sucks. Believe it or not there are also other people on this site who call out games that suck, yet you remain obssessed with desperately trying fan the online flames every time I do it, when there just isn't any spark. If you're going to freak out every time someone goes off on how a video game sucks, maybe you shouldn't frequent a site designed for that purpose.

Oh Christ, honey, why don't you take it personal?

I go after easy targets? Sorry if bashing SS2 doesn't delve quite as far into uncharted territory as making fun of yaoi fangirls, so much so that it takes four entire articles to encompass the sheer originality and comic GENIUS of it all. HOLY SHIT PEOPLE THAT GET OFF TO DRAWINGS AND FANFICS OF MALE VIDEOGAME CHARACTERS FUCKING EACH OTHER ARE WEIRD! How many years of research did that one take you? Are you one of those people that posts "OMG THIS SITE IS SICK >:0 -NT" in the forum of every single site on PoE?

Pull yourself together. I can't help but notice that even the suggestion of your inadequacy as a player sends you into fits of ill-concealed rage, even so much so as to incline you towards nebulous target-free personal attacks. Here I am writing a series of articles about the painful intricacies of the female psyche at its point of deepest subrogation and you're all YAOI IS TOTALLY DUMB EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. It's like you're at a feast and trying to eat the little pictures of fruit on the plates. My god, given a target as big as all outdoors you're running back inside the house to shoot up the sofa.

No wonder you hate System Shock 2: games are supposed to be fun, fantastical. What's fun and fantastical about you getting run all over the place by some domineering supergenius that you're incapable of defeating?

Do you know WHY most game forums are run like boys' clubs? It's because every person with a cunt that wanders in feels compelled to inundate the place with yaoi discussion. This isn't Ecchi Attack, Creexul already beat you to that gag and did a better job of it.

There is no need to rationalize the furious homophobia that drives you to such excessive rhetoric. Most men love yaoi, and of course such men aren't interested in video games or G.R.O.S.S. But maybe in my own way I'm one of you, maybe - in my own way - my passion for yaoi and fangirls is like your passion for video games and nubile, ivory-fleshed, dewy-eyed young boys. You keep your club, Skeeter, and I'll keep my SS2. How does that sound?