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easy like YOUR MOM! by FABIO 02/05/2003, 1:03am PST
Zseni wrote:


God, you cunt, I still can't believe you can't figure out how to use the wrench.


huh? Wind up wrench, wait for enemy to wind up, step back and watch him whiff, hit him, repeat.


In case you forgot, you're supposed to be fighting against a psychotic AI with enough time on her hands to create a new lifeform - apparently you were expecting to be sko MOM high men paladin against the horde of nine orc spearmen. OOPS. Maybe you should set the difficulty on extra-extra easy and turn on god mode or something. Also practice running through the halls screaming the following: "ITEM PLZ."


It's not that it's too difficult, god no, it's that it's fucking tedious and destroys any immersion, which is the only thing the game has going for it. Destorying the immersion destroys the horror, and take away the horror and all you have is a clumsy, lame FPS. The simple to kill zombies spawn so god damned often that it stops becoming scary and turns into a tedious chore.


I think at this point that you hate SS2 purely as a personality element: "oh, Fabio? He's the guy that hates SS2. "


You mean how like you're the person who's waging a one "woman" war against FABIO? I'm FAR from the only person here who thinks this game sucks. Believe it or not there are also other people on this site who call out games that suck, yet you remain obssessed with desperately trying fan the online flames every time I do it, when there just isn't any spark. If you're going to freak out every time someone goes off on how a video game sucks, maybe you shouldn't frequent a site designed for that purpose.

I go after easy targets? Sorry if bashing SS2 doesn't delve quite as far into uncharted territory as making fun of yaoi fangirls, so much so that it takes four entire articles to encompass the sheer originality and comic GENIUS of it all. HOLY SHIT PEOPLE THAT GET OFF TO DRAWINGS AND FANFICS OF MALE VIDEOGAME CHARACTERS FUCKING EACH OTHER ARE WEIRD! How many years of research did that one take you? Are you one of those people that posts "OMG THIS SITE IS SICK >:0 -NT" in the forum of every single site on PoE?

Do you know WHY most game forums are run like boys' clubs? It's because every person with a cunt that wanders in feels compelled to inundate the place with yaoi discussion. This isn't Ecchi Attack, Creexul already beat you to that gag and did a better job of it.
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NO ONE NOLFS FOREVER CHU by Jhoh Creexul 02/02/2003, 1:02pm PST NEW
    Re: NO ONE NOLFS FOREVER CHU by TAFKAM 02/03/2003, 6:56am PST NEW
        Re: NO ONE NOLFS FOREVER CHU by Jhoh Creexul 02/03/2003, 2:00pm PST NEW
            Re: NO ONE NOLFS FOREVER CHU by TAFKAM 02/03/2003, 3:41pm PST NEW
                Re: NO ONE NOLFS FOREVER CHU by CrackerBarrel 02/03/2003, 3:45pm PST NEW
                    ABIGAIL!!!!! -NT- NT by Kmax 02/03/2003, 5:05pm PST NEW
                    I PRAY FOR YOUR DEATH! by FABIO 02/04/2003, 12:10am PST NEW
                        Re: I PRAY FOR YOUR DEATH! by Lufteufel 02/04/2003, 12:30am PST NEW
                            Re: I PRAY FOR YOUR DEATH! by FABIO 02/04/2003, 1:23am PST NEW
                                Re: I PRAY FOR YOUR DEATH! by Bill Dungsroman 02/04/2003, 12:56pm PST NEW
                        Try not to exaggerate, CUNT!!! by arbit 02/04/2003, 3:54am PST NEW
                            Re: Try not to exaggerate, CUNT!!! by FABIO 02/05/2003, 8:25pm PST NEW
                        Fabio doesn't mind Saving The World, as long as it's easy. by Zseni 02/04/2003, 1:08pm PST NEW
                            easy like YOUR MOM! by FABIO 02/05/2003, 1:03am PST NEW
                                SS2 sucks, btw. -NT- NT by Senor Barborito 02/05/2003, 4:12am PST NEW
                                    Sucks hugely, to be specific. n/t NT by curst 02/05/2003, 8:55am PST NEW
                                        System Shock 2? No I didn't like it sir. (NT) NT by Mischief Maker 02/05/2003, 10:00am PST NEW
                                            MORE LIEK SYSTEM SUCKS 2!!!!!!!!!!!!(NT) NT by The Holy Goat of Power 02/05/2003, 10:05am PST NEW
                                                Re: MORE LIEK SYSTEM SUCKS 2!!!!!!!!!!!!(NT) by CrackerBarrel 02/05/2003, 11:20am PST NEW
                                                    Re: MORE LIEK SYSTEM SUCKS 2!!!!!!!!!!!!(NT) by Jhoh Creexul. 02/05/2003, 3:26pm PST NEW
                                Re: easy like YOUR MOM! by Zseni 02/05/2003, 3:02pm PST NEW
                                Re: easy like YOUR MOM! by Jhoh Creexul 02/05/2003, 3:28pm PST NEW
                                    Re: easy like YOUR MOM! by Bananadine 02/05/2003, 7:49pm PST NEW
                                        Re: easy like YOUR MOM! by Bananadine 02/05/2003, 7:51pm PST NEW
                                            Re: easy like YOUR MOM! by Jhoh Creexul 02/05/2003, 9:31pm PST NEW
                Re: NO ONE NOLFS FOREVER CHU by Jhoh Creexul 02/03/2003, 6:27pm PST NEW
                    You're drooling on your bib again. by CrackerBarrel 02/03/2003, 7:16pm PST NEW
                        Re: You're drooling on your bib again. by Jhoh Creexul 02/03/2003, 9:13pm PST NEW
                            Re: You're drooling on your bib again. by CrackerBarrel 02/03/2003, 10:57pm PST NEW
                                Re: You're drooling on your bib again. by Jhoh Creexul 02/04/2003, 2:43am PST NEW
                        Re: You're drooling on your bib again. by FABIO 02/04/2003, 12:18am PST NEW
                            Re: You're drooling on your bib again. by Jhoh Creexul 02/04/2003, 2:45am PST NEW
        Yes, but putting bear traps at respawn points=hilarity -nt- by laudablepuss 02/05/2003, 7:00pm PST NEW
        Re: NO ONE NOLFS FOREVER CHU by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/24/2005, 9:37am PDT NEW
 
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