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Alien: Isolation
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by Undateable 04/11/2025, 6:15am PDT |
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Creepy dog moms, dilettante philosophers, MAGA, general mental instability, and tacos
I'm now putting up "dog" in the innocuous red flag category. It seriously feels like dating a single mother. She always has to "get back" to it, and visits to her place are constantly interrupted by walks, barks, picking up shit, and jumping on the couch/bed while you've got your hand on her tit. Cats don't give you this shit.
One normal dog can be fine. A small yappy dog? Instant swipe left. TWO dogs? If one dog is like dating a single mother, then multiple dogs is a whole goddamn daycare.
"I have X boys/girls and they are the whole world to me." Exactly who is it you're trying so hard to convince you're not a regretful mother?
One-third of every profile is about food. Has one single straight man ever had his dating opinion affected by food tastes? Food profiles are only going to draw in fat slobs and psychos with strong opinions about well done steak. |
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Here are the biggest winner profiles I've seen lately by Undateable 03/23/2025, 9:07am PDT 
This is pure gold lol by laudablepuss 03/23/2025, 11:27am PDT
Also, I read "ambitious" as "ambhibious" and now I'm wearing my glasses, thanks NT by laudablepuss 03/23/2025, 11:28am PDT
more by Undateable 04/11/2025, 6:15am PDT
Love these, thank you. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/11/2025, 8:08am PDT
Get a date with the trashman woman and hit her with a garbage can by Rafiki 04/11/2025, 8:16am PDT
Single women shouldn't be allowed to have dogs or cats. by real talk 05/13/2025, 10:40pm PDT
Making it your entire "parent" identity is weird NT by STOP SKIMMING 05/13/2025, 11:19pm PDT
There's something about "when are you going to have kids?" in there by Fullofkittens 05/15/2025, 7:53am PDT
some more by Undateable 05/10/2025, 12:45am PDT
The attention grabbers are the worst. by I'm such a waaaaaaaaaacky woman 05/14/2025, 10:56am PDT
Top two worst: boring ladies, interesting ladies NT by The dating pool is terrible these d 05/15/2025, 8:07am PDT
(and dick NT by riders) 05/15/2025, 9:33am PDT
yeah this complaint seems a little odd lol NT by laudablepuss 05/15/2025, 10:15am PDT
I'm not behind it by Undateable 05/15/2025, 12:42pm PDT
"Come up with something more creative than just 'hey' " NT by only says "hey" in message to YOU 05/15/2025, 10:29pm PDT
I love beautiful women. NT by James 05/16/2025, 11:21am PDT
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