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[quote name="Undateable"]Creepy dog moms, dilettante philosophers, MAGA, general mental instability, and tacos <img src="https://i.imgur.com/xG8EInF.jpeg"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/wx2uKBS.jpeg"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/4K4FSL8.jpeg"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/yK4DXq8.jpeg"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/kEr4Ht7.jpeg"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/5SE6ZD5.jpeg"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/QVDmOTk.jpeg"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/hwasqMH.jpeg"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/yHHAQQV.jpeg"> I'm now putting up "dog" in the innocuous red flag category. It seriously feels like dating a single mother. She always has to "get back" to it, and visits to her place are constantly interrupted by walks, barks, picking up shit, and jumping on the couch/bed while you've got your hand on her tit. Cats don't give you this shit. One normal dog <b>can</b> be fine. A small yappy dog? Instant swipe left. TWO dogs? If one dog is like dating a single mother, then multiple dogs is a whole goddamn daycare. "I have X boys/girls and they are the whole world to me." Exactly <b>who</b> is it you're trying so hard to convince you're not a regretful mother? One-third of every profile is about food. Has one single straight man ever had his dating opinion affected by food tastes? Food profiles are only going to draw in fat slobs and psychos with strong opinions about well done steak.[/quote]