Bad song lyricsby Tansin A. Darcos 08/16/2022, 3:46am PDT
This thread is for b utchering, satirizing and parodying song lyrics:
In case you dpn't know it, this one is sung to the tune of Simon and Garfinkel's The Boxer:
I just bought a poor boy
Though my sandwich is stone-cold
I have squandered ninety-five cents
For a pocket full of old bread and stale bologna
More Lice ingests
Still the man tastes what he wants to taste
And vomits up the rest
(gagging, sung) Bleau eautgh eww shee blee-ah