Forum Overview :: No Stairway to Heaven :: Bad song lyrics

[quote name="Tansin A. Darcos"]This thread is for b utchering, satirizing and parodying song lyrics: <big><big>In case you dpn't know it, this one is sung to the tune of Simon and Garfinkel's <i>The Boxer</i>:</big></big> [youtube id="l3LFML_pxlY"] I just bought a poor boy Though my sandwich is stone-cold I have squandered ninety-five cents For a pocket full of old bread and stale bologna More Lice ingests Still the man tastes what he wants to taste And vomits up the rest (gagging, sung) Bleau eautgh eww shee blee-ah [/quote]