Song Snippets (NSFW)by Tansin A. Darcos 08/16/2022, 1:48pm PDT
Sung to the tune of "Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks:
We had joy
We had fun
We chased girls in the sun
But the girls we could reach
Were just hookers on the beach
Sung to the tune of "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" by Frankie Valli:
You're just too good to be true
Can't keep my hands off you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna fuck you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I'm so glad I'm alive
You're too good to be true
Can't keep my dick out of you