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| Caltrops Bomber Crew by fabio 01/02/2018, 4:52pm PST | ||||
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I preemptively apologize for the lol random crew occupations that cannot be turned off. Nor can you customize gender or race in this 1940s mixed race, coed combat unit!
Who else to helm the ship? 
Stew's fancy beret somehow lets him run faster to fix constant site malfunctions. As the crew's angriest member, he ops to become the crew's first black man. 
Who better to navigate than our most famous foreign travel planning addict? 
Glued to the radar screen 24/7, constantly scanning for free game deals. Race & gender algorithm has Jerry pegged for SASSY. 
Tucked away all the way back in the rear turret. Nobody has actually seen him in years. 
The top turret position had some contention, but in the end it was decided that Mischief was best suited since he already feels above it all with AAA and Steam games. 
Diligently scanning the bomb site to unload on the latest shitty games. 
It took 5 hours to unlock pink paint. Purple after 10? One more mission to unlock the pigeon mascot. 
Mission briefing says RPS just released a new article ripe for shitting on. Jsoh and Jhon are rumored to be in the area. 
SITE LAUNCHED 
Trolls spotted! 
The troller becomes the trolled. 
Stew works on a server outage. Mischief spots yet another interchangeable Japanese bullethell shooter and is going nuts. 
The site has seen better days. 
In sight of the home stretch, Jerry decides to get a head start on his normal routine and lies down on the bed for a nap. 
Time to write a new About page. 
The ad revenue from Jonsey selling the site out just keeps pouring in! 
Quentinbec has just unlocked the next navigator skill: "Navigate by stars". Route to the sea discovered? |
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Caltrops Bomber Crew by 01/02/2018, 4:52pm PST  Re: Caltrops Bomber Crew by 01/02/2018, 9:26pm PST fast forward 2 missions by 01/02/2018, 10:06pm PST Very true to life by 01/05/2018, 12:55am PST |
