Forum Overview :: Bomberman '94 :: Caltrops Bomber Crew

[quote name="fabio"]I preemptively apologize for the lol random crew occupations that cannot be turned off. Nor can you customize gender or race in this 1940s mixed race, coed combat unit! <img src="https://i.imgur.com/Ebyx26J.jpg"> Who else to helm the ship? <img src="https://i.imgur.com/SZzQHFa.jpg"> Stew's fancy beret somehow lets him run faster to fix constant site malfunctions. As the crew's angriest member, he ops to become the crew's first black man. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/hRptHyt.jpg"> Who better to navigate than our most famous foreign travel planning addict? <img src="https://i.imgur.com/vBm8FTB.jpg"> Glued to the radar screen 24/7, constantly scanning for free game deals. Race & gender algorithm has Jerry pegged for SASSY. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/0PDtiA5.jpg"> Tucked away all the way back in the rear turret. Nobody has actually seen him in years. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/RF6U15x.jpg"> The top turret position had some contention, but in the end it was decided that Mischief was best suited since he already feels above it all with AAA and Steam games. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/Wddt2gy.jpg"> Diligently scanning the bomb site to unload on the latest shitty games. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/Up6PjHH.jpg"> It took 5 hours to unlock pink paint. Purple after 10? One more mission to unlock the pigeon mascot. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/9BSkypz.jpg"> Mission briefing says RPS just released a new article ripe for shitting on. Jsoh and Jhon are rumored to be in the area. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/h4Arpl1.jpg"> SITE LAUNCHED <img src="https://i.imgur.com/ZwfXTSg.jpg"> Trolls spotted! <img src="https://i.imgur.com/4XtUU9N.jpg"> The troller becomes the trolled. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/Evb5O7r.jpg"> Stew works on a server outage. Mischief spots yet another interchangeable Japanese bullethell shooter and is going nuts. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/rr0AKgs.jpg"> The site has seen better days. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/PJrjSwf.jpg"> In sight of the home stretch, Jerry decides to get a head start on his normal routine and lies down on the bed for a nap. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/TnrFQ0s.jpg"> Time to write a new About page. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/Ge6XL7d.jpg"> The ad revenue from Jonsey selling the site out just keeps pouring in! <img src="https://i.imgur.com/IfZzqlW.jpg"> Quentinbec has just unlocked the next navigator skill: "Navigate by stars". Route to the sea discovered? [/quote]