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by Vested Id 12/21/2015, 1:55am PST |
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Hitfix video review wrote:
"I'm here for Drewdemonium, as always with Drew McWeeny, who has given it an A+!"
"I did, I uh" raises index finger "somebody already asked me once today, does that make it a perfect movie? No, it means it is a Star Wars movie, 100%."
"Let's just start with, you liked the movie..."
"I did. I, um, it's one of those things, I've now seen it twice, and the second time gave me some perspective. Because the first time through, I will admit...
Yes?
"...half the experience was a 7-year-old boy in my head going 'OH MY GOD THERE'S A NEW STAR WARS MOVIEEE', and it's really hard to not flip out a little bit when you can see Frank Oz's head while you're watching the movie, and you're all "Oh my god, I'm really in this theater, this is actually happening".
And the other half?
"The second time through
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it felt like it was a chance for me to... a) turn sideways and watch my kids watch about 30 minutes of the film, because I was curious what would happen.
" WHAT WOULD HAPPEN "
"And b) to get a little bit of distance and perspective and be able to watch it as a movie... I liked it more the second time."
"Oh!"
"Oh, you didn't like it!"
"I think I settled into it because now I knew what was coming and it wasn't about 'Wait, what is this, what is this piece, how does this fit', and more than anything I am convinced it is Star Wars straight from the tap."
Star Wars: Attack of the Hedges, jesus fucking christ. Watch the rest to hear him to defend the film as a "smart business choice".
Speaking of which, here's his review of Attack of the Clones:
MORIARTY Has Seen ATTACK OF THE CLONES!! And, Yes, Yoda ROCKS!!! wrote:
I’ll give you the short version first, completely spoiler-free: I think it’s a great STAR WARS movie, a hell of a good ride, and well worth your time. See it in a digital house if at all possible. And, yes, it’s true... Yoda owns your weak ass.
But, hey... I’ve never really been about the short version, have I?
Let me back up a few days. A friend of mine died.
(10 paragraphs later)
And as I sat in the theater today and the 20th Century Fox logo came up, it was my friend I was thinking of. I can’t explain it. It was an emotional reaction that kicked in, totally unexpected. I was thinking of how strange fate is. I was thinking about how far I’ve come with STAR WARS films marking milestones along the way. And I thought, “There’s no way I’m going to be able to focus on this film. There’s no way I’m going to be able to pay attention.”
It is a testament to the accomplishment of George Lucas and all of his artistic collaborators on AOTC that the next 2 hours and 21 minutes simply flew by, and I found myself transported almost entirely. This is a remarkable piece of visual imagination, not like anything I’ve seen before. It is unique to the series, even as it manages to feel like STAR WARS, heart and soul.
And it’s nowhere near perfect. Flaws the size of glaciers. Just so’s you know.
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So, The Force Awakens (Not really spoilerish.) by Oom Shnibble 12/20/2015, 11:10am PST 
"It was great! UMMM..." by Vested Id 12/21/2015, 12:16am PST 
Drew McWeeny by Vested Id 12/21/2015, 1:55am PST 
Link, sorry by Vested Id 12/21/2015, 2:28am PST 
My complaint *spoiler* by laudablepuss 12/21/2015, 4:24am PST 
SPOILER by Oom Shnibble 12/21/2015, 9:56am PST 
You all knew this would happen. by Daniel Craig in Skyfall 12/21/2015, 1:55pm PST 
I'm with the troll, it's dead right now. Maybe 8 will have a pulse. by Welcome to Omsk 12/27/2015, 3:56pm PST 
A troll... oh you mean me NT by Vested Id 12/27/2015, 8:05pm PST 
I liked it a lot. Fun adventure in space. That's all it needed to be. NT by Eurotrash 12/21/2015, 3:36pm PST 
I liked it too. But I don't take it so goddamn seriously. At least it was fun. by pinback 12/24/2015, 9:00am PST 
You guys have terrible taste lately. What happened? NT by Welcome to Omsk 12/27/2015, 3:52pm PST 
If anyone missed it making the rounds, someone painstakingly remastered the orig by Rafiki 12/21/2015, 6:45pm PST 
pfft, forum swapped out all my unicode characters for question marks NT by Rafiki 12/21/2015, 6:46pm PST 
Entropy Stew here, wishing you a Merry ISO-8859-1 Christmas by Entropy Stew 12/25/2015, 7:33am PST 
Boy. . . NT by Did that suck 12/25/2015, 4:43am PST 
I didn't like this. It was like watching fanfiction (spoilers I guess) by Rafiki 12/27/2015, 9:35pm PST 
Why couldn't Rey build her own lightsaber? And who deballed you about Mary Sues? by Welcome to Omsk 12/28/2015, 5:52am PST 
Re: Why couldn't Rey build her own lightsaber? And who deballed you about Ma by Rafiki 12/28/2015, 7:07am PST 
"If it was a male character, I'd accuse Abrams of inserting a Mary Sue." by Gender is Irrelevant 12/28/2015, 7:59am PST 
Re: by Rafiki 12/28/2015, 8:39am PST 
Don't they tend to be women though by Vested Id 12/28/2015, 9:33pm PST 
I think it's fair to call Rey a Mary Sue by blackwater 01/25/2016, 12:49am PST 
We'll never be free from these wars among the stars by 1999-ad infinitum 12/31/2015, 6:03pm PST 
You've been served a copyright infringement notice by Walt Disney Holdings by Welcome to Omsk 01/01/2016, 7:34am PST 
Lucas said Star Wars is ultimately supposed to be about family by Rafiki 01/01/2016, 8:29am PST 
Space divorce as catalyst is almost too calculated by Grandpa Vader's melted helmet 01/01/2016, 11:56am PST 
I'm so out of touch I didn't know Max Landis was having this fight since release NT by Rafiki 01/05/2016, 5:56pm PST 
Maybe she's a budding Sith! NT by Dark Side = Quick and Easy path 01/07/2016, 10:15am PST 
I had a great time. (SPOILERS) by Fullofkittens 12/28/2015, 7:00pm PST 
Re: So, The Force Awakens (Not really spoilerish.) by HILLARY IS 44 12/29/2015, 9:19pm PST 
I'm willing to change my mind on this if you can tell me why by Gender is Irrelevant 12/30/2015, 5:14pm PST 
Re: I'm willing to change my mind on this if you can tell me why by HILLARY IS 44 12/30/2015, 8:36pm PST 
Depends who's on the list. Thanks for your answer. NT by Welcome to Omsk 12/30/2015, 11:17pm PST 
Re: I'm willing to change my mind on this if you can tell me why by Oom Shnibble 12/31/2015, 12:28am PST 
'Best character by default' is bullshit. If the main character got sued up nobod NT by y's good, the film sucks | -Omsk 12/31/2015, 6:54am PST 
I'm really going to need to know who you all are voting for right now. NT by HILLARY IS 44 12/31/2015, 8:39am PST 
Shnibble is South African and Omsk is a three-strike felon. by Souffle of Pain 12/31/2015, 9:25am PST 
I'm the south african, asshole NT by Welcome to Omsk 01/01/2016, 1:40am PST 
Australian in 21 days. NT by Oom Shnibble 01/01/2016, 6:38am PST 
Rey's autistic, say the same dumb women who said Brave's main character was gay by Welcome to Omsk 01/07/2016, 6:00pm PST 
Rey's autistic, say the same dumb women who said Brave's main character was gay by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/07/2016, 9:47pm PST 
Yep. Just like with Brave. I bet these cows post on television without pity. by Welcome to Omsk 01/08/2016, 4:27am PST 
People need to know about the by autism epidemic. 01/08/2016, 5:00pm PST 
I liked the prequels better by Roop 01/07/2016, 8:40pm PST 
Snape kills Han by fabio 10/10/2016, 3:55pm PDT 
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