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(happy smiley) by Entropy Stew 05/18/2014, 4:50pm PDT ES: I can't stop drawing shit in mspaint Worm: boy i hate volgarr Worm: I think I'm just done with indie platformers forever Worm: why is jerry whorebach a walking dog? ES: I don't know what happened ES: so in /r/leagueoflegends there was an "mspaint your main" thread ES: and I starting drawing anivias and couldn't stop Worm: hahaha ES: one went so far off course it turned into kirby sucking in a tree ES: so Jerry ended up as a sort-of bird to start with then I drew the eye and it turned into an Eye of Horus sort of looking thing and then some Anubis snuck in ES: also I cannot draw hands ES: which probably means I'm at least as good as Rob Liefeld ES: my main hope is that Jerry's monocle being blown clear out of his eye socket was recognizable as such ES: you need to not play video games designed to be irritatingly difficult ES: since you have a shockingly low tolerance for most things video games do ES: the most amazing thing about Tim Horton's was that he was an NHL player ES: like there can't be anything from Canada not involving hockey

I had a really bad day today, and it's only 11:40, it's not even lunch yet. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/15/2014, 9:21am PDT     Caltrops will now be known as TDARCOS' E/N Blog NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/15/2014, 10:26am PDT     Learn how to open your own chocolate milk you fucking failure NT by Seriously 05/15/2014, 10:36am PDT         Re: Learn how to open your own chocolate milk you fucking failure by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/15/2014, 12:32pm PDT             Perhaps the problem lies not in the bottle! by MASTER STFU 05/15/2014, 3:14pm PDT                 Re: Perhaps the problem lies not in the bottle! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/15/2014, 7:40pm PDT                     Re: Perhaps the problem lies not in the bottle! by Bradley Svedka. 05/15/2014, 8:00pm PDT                         Don't forget to bring the McDonalds dude by to pull the trigger for you. 05/15/2014, 8:25pm PDT     How was it a bad morning? You got things done and indulged in by gluttonous fast food. 05/15/2014, 1:46pm PDT         It's the goddam annoyances by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/15/2014, 7:36pm PDT     Next time, bring your pliers. by Eurotrash 05/15/2014, 10:54pm PDT         Re: Next time, bring your pliers. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/17/2014, 2:47am PDT             White guilt. Paul has it. by Eurotrash 05/17/2014, 5:53am PDT                 Also you can just call me EuroKramer from now on. NT by EuroKramer 05/17/2014, 8:56am PDT                     So Elaine, WHAT'S THE DEAL with EuroKramer's new job at the NBA? by (plays laugh track) 05/18/2014, 1:24am PDT                         Helloooooo... cretinous reprobate NT by (sour look, more laugh track) 05/18/2014, 8:44am PDT     Jesus fucking christ by The Happiness Engine 05/16/2014, 4:45pm PDT         Re: Jesus fucking christ by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/17/2014, 2:40am PDT             I'd understand if you were having trouble trying to pop the cork on a Korbel NT by but chocolate milk is for babies 05/17/2014, 10:31am PDT                 I'm having breakfast, That usually involves milk. Why would I trink Korbel? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/18/2014, 9:58am PDT                 What kind of nutcase drinks booze at breakfast? Besides, I'm a teetotaler NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/18/2014, 9:59am PDT                 Bullshit. Adults drink chocolate milk all the time. Stop being asshole & wise up NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/18/2014, 10:09am PDT                     Harden the fuck up, you big baby. I demand drunk cooking vid. NT by EuroKramer 05/18/2014, 12:02pm PDT             "opportunity because there was enough time." by Enough Time 05/20/2014, 1:05pm PDT                 "there is literally nothing going on in my life outside of work" NT by Not Enough Time 05/20/2014, 1:12pm PDT                 Re: "opportunity because there was enough time." by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/20/2014, 1:25pm PDT         Re: Jesus fucking christ by comrade tacos 05/17/2014, 6:05am PDT     Meanwhile, I am having a great day. by Jerry Whorebach 05/17/2014, 2:05pm PDT         Six Tims later, I have learned so much. by Jerry Whorebach 05/17/2014, 3:55pm PDT         Your day was so infectiously amazing that I had to draw it by Entropy Stew 05/18/2014, 2:46pm PDT             This is my new desktop wallpaper. NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/18/2014, 4:40pm PDT                 (happy smiley) by Entropy Stew 05/18/2014, 4:50pm PDT                     Anubis weighs the donuts to determine who is worthy to enter by The Realm of the Double Double 05/18/2014, 8:15pm PDT