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You alone get it, fucking newbie by Mischief Maker 01/05/2014, 9:52am PST
fucking newbie wrote:

I look for decent 4xes and grand strats, so I mostly avoid indie shit.

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Everything else has been too asian, loud, stupid, and badly designed, too flash over substance except the flash in it's blinding rather than titillating.

Do you have anything that plays as well as your favorite of that bunch but looks better than Guacamelee? That'd be a real help. Hell, another one like Hammerfight would be a real help.


When I decided to write this big article on PC brawlers and started coming up with good titles to include in the list, I thought to myself, "Hey waitaminit! What about that ONE game? That game that's better than all 8 other games on the list? The one with gameplay better than Devil May Cry and God Hand combined, but with fantastic graphics that aren't too asian, not too loud, not stupid, and with flash that titillates instead of blinds, LORE that you can lose yourself in for days, and above all else is an action game designed with 4X strategy gamers in mind? Should I at least mention that game?"

I sat for several moments stroking my chin before pounding my fist on the desk and declaring, "Fuck no! Caltrops is unworthy of hearing about that game. Unless, someone replies with a comment of Rock Paper Shotgun-level cuntiness! Only then would I reveal the very greatest brawler that has ever graced the PC.

You're in luck, fucking newbie! It's called "Captain 12-year-old's homeroom daydream adventure" and it is RADICAL! Alas, for the life of me I can't find a working link to it anywhere. It's almost like the game doesn't exist!
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Mischief Maker's big PC brawler roundup by Mischief Maker 01/03/2014, 9:27pm PST NEW
    Thanks! Downloading these now. Have you played kung-fu strike? NT by Last 01/03/2014, 9:36pm PST NEW
        I have not. NT by Mischief Maker 01/03/2014, 9:57pm PST NEW
            Should I include S O R R in the article for the front page? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/03/2014, 10:04pm PST NEW
                Sure. If caltrops.com tips off the IP owner, we're bigger than we thought. NT by Mischief Maker 01/03/2014, 10:12pm PST NEW
                Also, here's some screenshots to liven it up: by Mischief Maker 01/03/2014, 10:55pm PST NEW
                    Nice job, MM. Noteworthy that all the screenshots look like comics & anime? by fucking newbie 01/04/2014, 3:46pm PST NEW
                        Re: Nice job, MM. Noteworthy that all the screenshots look like comics & anime? by MM 01/04/2014, 10:44pm PST NEW
                            Re: Nice job, MM. Noteworthy that all the screenshots look like comics & anime? by fucking newbie 01/05/2014, 4:27am PST NEW
                                You alone get it, fucking newbie by Mischief Maker 01/05/2014, 9:52am PST NEW
                                    found the link, playing it now by fucking newbie 01/05/2014, 2:29pm PST NEW
                    How many times did you jerk it to Mitsurugi Kamui Hikae? NT by 8=====D ~ ~ ~ 01/04/2014, 8:26pm PST NEW
                        Hard to nail down an exact figure, it keeps increasing. NT by MM 01/04/2014, 10:29pm PST NEW
    Re: Mischief Maker's big PC brawler roundup by fabio 01/04/2014, 1:20am PST NEW
    Re: Mischief Maker's big PC brawler roundup by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/07/2014, 6:33pm PST NEW
    Well since I've got some time, here's a revised draft. by Mischief Maker 01/15/2014, 11:00am PST NEW
        Re: Well since I've got some time, here's a revised draft. by Jerry Whorebach 01/17/2014, 1:07pm PST NEW
        Posted! Thanks, MM NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/21/2014, 11:22am PST NEW
            If you've got a moment... by Mischief Maker 02/12/2014, 9:05am PST NEW
 
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