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by fucking newbie 01/05/2014, 4:27am PST |
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I look for decent 4xes and grand strats, so I mostly avoid indie shit. Seen some meme bullshit, yeah. Guess it wasn't as inoffensive as I thought, which begs the question of whether it ever gets managed well. Does it just never go right when people try to use pop culture in games anymore?
I did notice you stuck it to Croixleur, didn't seem relevant to a discussion of western efforts. Maybe if I managed not to put you crazy fuckers on the defensive without writing posts that were too soft for what I've been told is new guard liking, this would come through as my intent. I guess I don't know the safeword here. Maybe there's a way you signal to each other that the oil-slicked Hellenic wrestling match is done for the night. I dunno. I haven't found the bell yet.
Anyway, weeb games culture is getting to be a real object of contempt for me by and large so I kinda moved past it but yes, good on you for being a proper Caltrops game reviewer and giving that bitch the black eye she deserved.
If it's of any consolation, the aesthetics were the reason I took a chance on Guacamelee in the first place, it's the gameplay that soured me on it and as Fabio pointed out, it's the same awful gameplay decisions that ruined by beloved Devil May Cry franchise.
I was honestly pleased to be spared the effort of playing it myself. It had the most chance of any game since Hammerfight of getting me to pick up anything like a brawler in fifteen years. Everything else has been too asian, loud, stupid, and badly designed, too flash over substance except the flash in it's blinding rather than titillating.
Do you have anything that plays as well as your favorite of that bunch but looks better than Guacamelee? That'd be a real help. Hell, another one like Hammerfight would be a real help. |
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Mischief Maker's big PC brawler roundup by Mischief Maker 01/03/2014, 9:27pm PST 
Thanks! Downloading these now. Have you played kung-fu strike? NT by Last 01/03/2014, 9:36pm PST 
I have not. NT by Mischief Maker 01/03/2014, 9:57pm PST 
Should I include S O R R in the article for the front page? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/03/2014, 10:04pm PST 
Sure. If caltrops.com tips off the IP owner, we're bigger than we thought. NT by Mischief Maker 01/03/2014, 10:12pm PST 
Also, here's some screenshots to liven it up: by Mischief Maker 01/03/2014, 10:55pm PST 
Nice job, MM. Noteworthy that all the screenshots look like comics & anime? by fucking newbie 01/04/2014, 3:46pm PST 
Re: Nice job, MM. Noteworthy that all the screenshots look like comics & anime? by MM 01/04/2014, 10:44pm PST 
Re: Nice job, MM. Noteworthy that all the screenshots look like comics & anime? by fucking newbie 01/05/2014, 4:27am PST 
You alone get it, fucking newbie by Mischief Maker 01/05/2014, 9:52am PST 
found the link, playing it now by fucking newbie 01/05/2014, 2:29pm PST 
How many times did you jerk it to Mitsurugi Kamui Hikae? NT by 8=====D ~ ~ ~ 01/04/2014, 8:26pm PST 
Hard to nail down an exact figure, it keeps increasing. NT by MM 01/04/2014, 10:29pm PST 
Re: Mischief Maker's big PC brawler roundup by fabio 01/04/2014, 1:20am PST 
Re: Mischief Maker's big PC brawler roundup by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/07/2014, 6:33pm PST 
Well since I've got some time, here's a revised draft. by Mischief Maker 01/15/2014, 11:00am PST 
Re: Well since I've got some time, here's a revised draft. by Jerry Whorebach 01/17/2014, 1:07pm PST 
Posted! Thanks, MM NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/21/2014, 11:22am PST 
If you've got a moment... by Mischief Maker 02/12/2014, 9:05am PST 
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