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Re: News flash: Microsoft will win the console war by Casual observer 03/21/2005, 10:51am PST
bink wrote:

The only rational counter-argument anyone could possibly have is that the xenophobic nips will cause the console to fail through sheer hatred of anything American. And of course, Microsoft's other problem: designers of the (objectively superior) Japanese RPG the nips apparently flock to. I assume that once again they will react to Microsoft's pleas to develop for them (pleas: huge bags of pure gold) by inscrutably eyeing each other over their tea ceremonies and mocking the uncouth, fat Americans in Japanese.


Every last individual I've ment from Japan has been a grunge rocker, with animeishly painted hair and a startling similarity to FLCL characters. Perhaps the previous generation are still the sort to get drunk during a business meeting, at which point they end up screwing their Scandinavian secretary on three-inch-high dinner table, but the people coming after them? Damn. Their fascination with EVERYTHING Nirvana somehow precludes whatever other passions they might have towards anything else.

Another point in M$s favour is the fact that North Korea is going to blow the SHIT up once they run out of food(again) and decide that those south koreans look mighty tasty across the border. From there they sweep up like nuclear locusts, reach Kyushu, kick the crap out of the JSDF and then, like so many german rocket scientists, they'll settle in the U.S. to continue with their blasphemous work.
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News flash: Microsoft will win the console war by bink 03/21/2005, 4:32am PST NEW
    There are too many consoles out as it is. by Creexul :( 03/21/2005, 4:42am PST NEW
        Yeah normally I would make a deal about Microsoft and monopolies... by bink 03/21/2005, 10:01am PST NEW
    Re: News flash: Microsoft will win the console war by Mischief Maker 03/21/2005, 10:26am PST NEW
        Also: I play console games so I don't have to face bugs/dl patches NT by Mischief Maker 03/21/2005, 10:27am PST NEW
            HAH! NT by Miss CrabApple 03/21/2005, 10:51am PST NEW
                Its spelled 'Krabappel'. NT by Principal Seymour Skinner 03/21/2005, 1:15pm PST NEW
    Re: News flash: Microsoft will win the console war by Casual observer 03/21/2005, 10:51am PST NEW
    The DS was Nintendo's third strike NT by FABIO 03/21/2005, 1:56pm PST NEW
        I thought the N64 was the first, second, and third. by Creexul :( 03/21/2005, 2:09pm PST NEW
            The N64 was the doctor announcing that nintendo has AIDS by FABIO 03/21/2005, 3:44pm PST NEW
                Re: The N64 was the doctor announcing that nintendo has AIDS by Mysterio 03/21/2005, 6:00pm PST NEW
                    You killed me --> NT by Sony 03/21/2005, 6:30pm PST NEW
        KEEP QUOTING HIM, FAGS! NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/21/2005, 3:19pm PST NEW
 
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