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News flash: Microsoft will win the console war by bink 03/21/2005, 4:32am PST
"I think we’re going to blow by Sony with our next box. I absolutely think we’re going to kick their backsides, so to speak. I think Xbox 1 has been a fantastic product. We’re not market leaders yet. There’s Sony, there’s us, there’s Nintendo. When we get Xbox 2 in the market, there’s going to be Xbox and the other guys." - Steve Ballmer.

You know, I believe him.

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/news/2005/0309-gdc2005.htm?level1=enusmylive&level2=insideinfo2blurb&level3=gdc

Even so, this press release is ancient.

Pretty soon X-Box will be the only choice for anyone, anywhere. Microsoft may not be good at a lot, but they are good at establishing and maintaining monopolies. The only rational counter-argument anyone could possibly have is that the xenophobic nips will cause the console to fail through sheer hatred of anything American. And of course, Microsoft's other problem: designers of the (objectively superior) Japanese RPG the nips apparently flock to. I assume that once again they will react to Microsoft's pleas to develop for them (pleas: huge bags of pure gold) by inscrutably eyeing each other over their tea ceremonies and mocking the uncouth, fat Americans in Japanese. Be sure to send a fluent whiteboy along, Ballmer, otherwise you'll be handicapped even more!

An additional prediction: Nintendo will fail during or after the next console generation and become a game developer / publisher only, just as Sega did. Corollary to the prediction: their games will be X-Box exclusives.
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News flash: Microsoft will win the console war by bink 03/21/2005, 4:32am PST NEW
    There are too many consoles out as it is. by Creexul :( 03/21/2005, 4:42am PST NEW
        Yeah normally I would make a deal about Microsoft and monopolies... by bink 03/21/2005, 10:01am PST NEW
    Re: News flash: Microsoft will win the console war by Mischief Maker 03/21/2005, 10:26am PST NEW
        Also: I play console games so I don't have to face bugs/dl patches NT by Mischief Maker 03/21/2005, 10:27am PST NEW
            HAH! NT by Miss CrabApple 03/21/2005, 10:51am PST NEW
                Its spelled 'Krabappel'. NT by Principal Seymour Skinner 03/21/2005, 1:15pm PST NEW
    Re: News flash: Microsoft will win the console war by Casual observer 03/21/2005, 10:51am PST NEW
    The DS was Nintendo's third strike NT by FABIO 03/21/2005, 1:56pm PST NEW
        I thought the N64 was the first, second, and third. by Creexul :( 03/21/2005, 2:09pm PST NEW
            The N64 was the doctor announcing that nintendo has AIDS by FABIO 03/21/2005, 3:44pm PST NEW
                Re: The N64 was the doctor announcing that nintendo has AIDS by Mysterio 03/21/2005, 6:00pm PST NEW
                    You killed me --> NT by Sony 03/21/2005, 6:30pm PST NEW
        KEEP QUOTING HIM, FAGS! NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/21/2005, 3:19pm PST NEW
 
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