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	[quote name="Casual observer"][quote name="bink"]The only rational counter-argument anyone could possibly have is that the xenophobic nips will cause the console to fail through sheer hatred of anything American. And of course, Microsoft's other problem: designers of the (objectively superior) Japanese RPG the nips apparently flock to. I assume that once again they will react to Microsoft's pleas to develop for them (pleas: huge bags of pure gold) by inscrutably eyeing each other over their tea ceremonies and mocking the uncouth, fat Americans in Japanese.[/quote] Every last individual I've ment from Japan has been a grunge rocker, with animeishly painted hair and a startling similarity to <a href=http://www.synch-point.com/production/flcl/flcl-index05-big.jpg>FLCL</a> characters. Perhaps the previous generation are still the sort to get drunk during a business meeting, at which point they end up screwing their Scandinavian secretary on three-inch-high dinner table, but the people coming after them? Damn. Their fascination with EVERYTHING Nirvana somehow precludes whatever other passions they might have towards anything else. Another point in M$s favour is the fact that North Korea is going to blow the SHIT up once they run out of food(again) and decide that those south koreans look mighty tasty across the border. From there they sweep up like nuclear locusts, reach Kyushu, kick the crap out of the JSDF and then, like so many german rocket scientists, they'll settle in the U.S. to continue with their blasphemous work. [/quote]