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by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/23/2012, 8:44pm PDT |
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Nintendo's Donkey Kong came in COCKTAIL form -- check it out here:
The joystick sticks out from the cabinet, rather than align its self so that it is top-down. It is weird. Nintendo are weirdos sometimes.
Here's a log that came about as I tried to sell it to the game manager for an upcoming local bar arcade:
icecreamjonsey The USPS asked me for a quantity of free boxes. (I was getting the ones people say are good to ship boards in.) I put in "4" thinking I will get 4 boxes.
icecreamjonsey I got 4x20 boxes.
icecreamjonsey So if anyone in CO need them, let me know.
* eXidy mumbles RETARD
icecreamjonsey It's their goddamn site!
icecreamjonsey I'd like a little more accountability from the government, frankly.
icecreamjonsey Also, does the 2UP need a Donkey Kong cocktail? I'm selling mine.
eXidy wtf do you think we are
eXidy DK COCKTAIL IS FOR FAGGITS
icecreamjonsey You picked a spot in Denver crawling with them.
icecreamjonsey THey're going to be stacked up ass-deep trying to paw that DK cocktail.
icecreamjonsey I'll also throw in this never-used stack of shipping boxes.
eXidy hmmmmm
eXidy eff you, gimme that satans hollow
eXidy and ill buy your DK for $40
Needless to say, I wasn't able to "make the sale." Fuck this is tough, no wonder they had to bring Alec Baldwin in for Glengarry Glen Ross. Anyway, I put it on craigslist. I'm sure I'll get offers to sell it for a tenth of its value and AIDSy hand jobs any moment now.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! |
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