Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) wrote:

Horrible Gelatinous Blob wrote:

Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) wrote:

The idea of implied consent is very important in sex because a lot of things done as part of intimacy are in fact crimes if you don't have consent. You're in bed with some woman, you're fooling around with her, and you slide your hand up her thigh, then under her dress and into her panties. She's wet, and you stick a finger into her vagina, slide it in feeling for the bumpy area on the roof, and when you find it, you start stroking it by moving your finger in and out of her. You're fingerfucking her by stroking the G-Spot. This is going to be very pleasurable for her

This was way too long, way too detailed, and super creepy. I'm praying that you are someone else's troll personality at this point. :(

Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) wrote:

Sometimes I go up on Yahoo Answers and respond to people's questions about sex. You would be surprised at the number of guys who, absent instructions like this, couldn't fingerfuck a broad if somebody put a gun to his head.

Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) wrote:

couldn't fingerfuck a broad if somebody put a gun to his head.

Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) wrote:

couldn't fingerfuck a broad

Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) wrote:

And remember the first rule about having sex. "Is sex dirty? Only if you're doing it right!" What's the second rule? "If you smoke after sex you're probably doing it too fast."