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Tansin A. Darcos's Alter Ego
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I should really be working on my paper. It's due tomorrow.
[quote name="Horrible Gelatinous Blob"][quote name="Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS)"][quote name="Horrible Gelatinous Blob"][quote name="Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS)"]The idea of implied consent is very important in sex because a lot of things done as part of intimacy are in fact crimes if you don't have consent. You're in bed with some woman, you're fooling around with her, and you slide your hand up her thigh, then under her dress and into her panties. She's wet, and you stick a finger into her vagina, slide it in feeling for the bumpy area on the roof, and when you find it, you start stroking it by moving your finger in and out of her. You're fingerfucking her by stroking the G-Spot. This is going to be very pleasurable for her[/quote] This was way too long, way too detailed, and super creepy. I'm praying that you are someone else's troll personality at this point. :([/quote][/quote] [quote name="Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS)"]Sometimes I go up on Yahoo Answers and respond to people's questions about sex. You would be surprised at the number of guys who, absent instructions like this, couldn't fingerfuck a broad if somebody put a gun to his head.[/quote] [quote name="Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS)"]couldn't fingerfuck a broad if somebody put a gun to his head.[/quote] [quote name="Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS)"]couldn't fingerfuck a broad[/quote] First of all: creepy. Creepy in that overly aggressive Persian guy / learned all of my English from Michael Bay movies / "I am a normal person who does NOT enjoy sewing waistcoats out of vaginas" way. Secondly, those people on Yahoo Answers are eleven years old and/or trolls. They'll learn (hopefully). You? You've got no excuse. [quote name="Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS)"]And remember the first rule about having sex. "Is sex dirty? Only if you're doing it right!" What's the second rule? "If you smoke after sex you're probably doing it too fast."[/quote] You're conflating dirty and creepy. Don't feel too bad, we all do it from time to time. But don't feel too good either, because it's pretty clear that this isn't a lapse, it's a mindset.[/quote]