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| I must admit I'm also disappointed in The Witcher 2. by Eurotrash 03/07/2012, 1:36am PST | ||||
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| I got the first Witcher game as a freebie in some Steam sale, and didn't play it until much later when I was bored, not expecting much. I was openly mocking it as I went through the intro castle level, not noticing I was actually having fun. Then I beat the shit out of a dragon, fucked a cheap whore, and received a hot centrefold portrait of said whore. Hey, this wasn't so bad, man! The rest of the game was more of the same. Murder fuckers and fuck sluts. The swordfighting and magic system was simple and intuitive, the bitches were hot.
Random highlight: rotating the camera right into that incredibly hot dryad chick's camel toe (and then fucking her, naturally). Dr. Greenthumb at your service! The Witcher 2 was an instant preorder. But after many, many quickloads caused by the murky combat and magic system (even the dice game seems messed up), I stopped playing after arriving at the village with the hangman scaffold. Maybe I just need to decode the new autism-friendly gameplay mechanics, but it just isn't much fun so far. |
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The CRPG Addict did not care for it by 03/05/2012, 7:16pm PST  Re: The CRPG Addict did not care for it by 03/06/2012, 9:43am PST I must admit I'm also disappointed in The Witcher 2. by 03/07/2012, 1:36am PST If you liked Witcher 1, you probably won't like Witcher 2 and vice versa. NT by 03/08/2012, 2:36am PST Re: The CRPG Addict did not care for it by 03/06/2012, 4:05pm PST Source discussions by 03/10/2012, 12:01pm PST |
