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| You got a problem with the Land of Opportunity, pal? by Uncle Sam 11/19/2010, 3:57pm PST | ||||
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Maybe where you live (Nazi Germany) you wouldn't allow an obese man to be a professional teacher of nutrition, but here in America we value a little thing we like to call FREEDOM. And HAM. Now maybe you would like to [*cupcake noises*] explain what the big deal is with a fat nutritionist. HUH? YOU GOT A *homf* PRRMMM WIHFFAT, YOU FUHIN FAAHIT?
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I FUCKIN THOUGHT, BUT HAHA I ATE IT ALL. |
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Nutrition professor discovers miracle weight loss secret by 11/17/2010, 6:04pm PST  Eat 1 M&M a day, you lose weight. Hence, M&M's are diet food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by 11/17/2010, 7:47pm PST It's even more misleading than that, because he was ALSO eating nutritious food. by 11/20/2010, 4:18am PST A 200lbs, 33.4% body fat "professor of human nutrition"? Jesus Christ, Kansas. NT by 11/17/2010, 7:59pm PST You got a problem with the Land of Opportunity, pal? by 11/19/2010, 3:57pm PST Caltrops HAS BECOME UNSTUCK IN TIME. NT by 11/19/2010, 5:38pm PST |
