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[quote name="Uncle Sam"]Maybe where you live (Nazi Germany) you wouldn't allow an obese man to be a professional teacher of nutrition, but here in America we value a little thing we like to call FREEDOM. And HAM. Now maybe you would like to [*cupcake noises*] explain what the big deal is with a fat nutritionist. HUH? YOU GOT A *homf* PRRMMM WIHFFAT, YOU FUHIN FAAHIT? <img src="http://www.caltrops.com/images/hl2-2-crime.jpg" width="300" height="300"> YEAH THAT'S WHAT I FUCKIN THOUGHT, BUT HAHA I ATE IT ALL. [/quote]