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by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/11/2010, 6:56pm PDT |
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Kered is typically a fucking retard, so it's good that you went to him for this, Creex.
Jhoh Cause..... 2 wrote:
(6:24:29 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: There are many units in Starcraft 2, and I'm certain one of these fucking assholes gievs SOJ.
(6:24:46 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i want to believe this is a troll
(6:24:49 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Hahaha. :(
(6:24:55 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Are you saying they don't?
This is great. What a way to begin. I wrote the caption. Screenshots are stupid in video game reviews, but I put them in there because ... I have no idea why. You idiots seem to enjoy them. So rather than expend any effort, I made a stupid Blizzard reference. LOL WUT IS THIS A TROLL??? Christ, your friends are fucking retarded, Creexul.
(6:25:51 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: in my heart i know it's just some idiot
(6:26:02 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: but i want to believe it's a masterful troll
Haha, what a limp-wristed piece of shit. This is SA quality insight.
(6:26:39 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: there are 29 missions in the terran campaign
(6:26:47 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: he thinks that's a good thing
30 missions for $60 is now a bad thing. If you spend all day either being a shitwad, or in an IM session with a Cable.
But I want to take a moment to congratulate the two of you on this. Neither of you have played StarCraft 2, and you, along with your afterbirth, seem to have some weird problem with Blizzard. Though none of you can get enough World of Warcraft. This is hilarious, in not in the "laughing with you" way. But you're really scraping the bottom of the fucking barrel when you need someone more unreadable than Josh to type dumb shit into AIM.
I deleted the part where you two talk about things that were in Starcraft, in a retard's cant. I deleted it because it was uninteresting. I'm sure that didn't occur to you, but sometimes that's a thing people do.
(6:33:15 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: he pretty much just agreed with every reason why the game is horrible
(6:33:30 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: and then just got angry
(6:33:58 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: He probably knows a dev (from quarter to 3).
Oooo, we were hoping for a WROM WROM WROM there. Shouting Q23 for literally no reason in a complete non-sequitur was close! I was going to say something like, "maybe the Q23 made sense, except you deleted the part that referenced it" but we both know that didn't fucking happen, we got every strained, valueless IM.
(6:34:21 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It's the same game from 10 years ago isn't that awesome?
(6:34:35 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: Let's say that it's an exact copy of the original StarCraft, except with better graphics and better interface. Do you know how to describe that game? FUCKING FANTASTIC.
(6:35:08 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: The graphics don't exactly look better.
The graphics in Starcraft 2 don't look better than the graphics in Starcraft. Excellent. I just want to put it in this post because nobody is going to read your shitty chatlog.
(6:38:03 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: imagine if fucking
(6:38:04 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: hl source
(6:38:05 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: was hl2
(6:38:12 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: FUCKING FANTASTIC
Almost a sick burn! Only it was the perfect balance of multiplayer that was being discussed in the review at that point. God, you're fucking unreadable. You're the only person whose content, lovingly pasted by Creexul, makes me embarrassed to pay the server bill.
(6:39:54 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: And it looks oh so luscious. It is the best looking strategy game in the world. The environments are so lovingly rendered and detailed, you just want to stop building and rushing for a bit to soak it all up. And when forces collide, everything just comes to life in the most satisfying explosion of havoc to be found in any computer game, anywhere.
(6:40:47 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: - from a review of Daikatana
LITERALLY making Daikatana references in 2010. Jhoh "Creexul" Cable, everyone!
(6:44:10 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i don't really get what people like about starcraft 2 if it isn't the competition of online play
Who would have guessed your pea-sized brain would have trouble comprehending things!
Jesus fucking Christ this is terrible. Every once in a while Creexul posts your fucking nonsense on the forum and nobody bothers to tell you what an unfunny fuck you are because you're a piece of shit unworthy of anyone's time. I mean:
(6:55:01 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i've been on the fence but i'm just going to say it's a troll
Haha! IT'S.... IT'S..... A TROLL! Troll? TROLL????
Post better.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! |
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frontpage review: officially invalid by Sword of Justice 08/11/2010, 4:41am PDT 
Re: frontpage review: officially invalid by Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish 08/11/2010, 11:48am PDT 
Thought it was a good read. Did you get through the terran by Cyril Badman 08/11/2010, 12:18pm PDT 
Re: Thought it was a good read. Did you get through the terran by Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish 08/11/2010, 1:05pm PDT 
10. Tanks can't run over marines. (Hi, Jonsey!) by Fortinbras 08/11/2010, 5:42pm PDT 
Oh but otherwise it's a great review NT by Fortinbras 08/11/2010, 5:43pm PDT 
Re: 10. Tanks can't run over marines. (Hi, Jonsey!) by Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish 08/11/2010, 5:56pm PDT 
Oh. by Fortinbras 08/11/2010, 6:15pm PDT 
Re: Oh. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/11/2010, 7:07pm PDT 
Kred voices some of his complaints. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/11/2010, 6:12pm PDT 
Nothing to see here NT by Just a recorded retard rodeo 08/11/2010, 6:30pm PDT 
Re: Kred voices some of his complaints. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/11/2010, 6:56pm PDT 
Hey don't blame me I didn't make starcraft 2, blz did. 8( NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/11/2010, 7:13pm PDT 
I don't like those guys. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/11/2010, 7:24pm PDT 
Between the two Cables and Kered, you pick Kered to let loose upon? The fuck? NT by Entropy Stew 08/12/2010, 7:54am PDT 
Hello I would like to speak to stew pid. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/12/2010, 8:53am PDT 
Maybe I can get ICJ the Shit Whisperer to pull some content out of that post for NT by Entropy Stew 08/12/2010, 12:21pm PDT 
If you did anything on this site period I would be a little impressed. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/12/2010, 12:36pm PDT 
Like delete it? NT by Entropy Stew 08/12/2010, 1:49pm PDT 
Psh like you could do that. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/12/2010, 3:23pm PDT 
Veronica fucked ICJ NT by Entropy Senor Stewito 08/12/2010, 4:24pm PDT 
Yeah, but I like Creexul and technically the other two aren't Creexuls. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/12/2010, 11:16am PDT 
Post his reply to your terrible fucking World of Warcraft review NT by Souffle of Pain 08/11/2010, 7:13pm PDT 
it can be hard to tell what infuriated you more, our wow review, or our l2 revie by Sword of Justice 08/12/2010, 3:54am PDT 
Really because Brent thought our WOW review was great. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/12/2010, 12:37pm PDT 
Is SOJ Spirit of the Jaguar or Seal of Justice? by Worm 08/11/2010, 9:12pm PDT 
Hee hee 'u giev soj', oh Kered Kocksucker you are a CARD NT by Guy who still plays Diablo II 08/12/2010, 7:24am PDT 
These two posts really go great together. 8) NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/12/2010, 8:48am PDT 
Re: Hee hee 'u giev soj', oh Kered Kocksucker you are a CARD by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/12/2010, 8:55am PDT 
Some retard cried to jhoh for an hour over a caption you wrote? by Worm 08/12/2010, 9:31am PDT 
Go on rom, have another meltdown. 8) NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/12/2010, 10:21am PDT 
this game is unplayable repetitive rehashed garbage, BUT YOU FAGGOTS BETTER LOVE by Sword of Justice 08/12/2010, 3:18am PDT 
Original v. SC2 by Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish 08/12/2010, 1:51pm PDT 
the thread just exploded behind us NT by Sword of Justice 08/12/2010, 11:10pm PDT 
ODDLY FAMILIAR by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/11/2010, 8:21pm PDT 
Re: ODDLY FAMILIAR by Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish 08/11/2010, 11:35pm PDT 
The campaign maps have replay value, but yeah by Fortinbras 08/12/2010, 6:50am PDT 
tl;dr: shamans were bad in WoW like 6 years ago. Cables hate blizzard for it. NT by Worm 08/12/2010, 5:42pm PDT 
Do they still play the game, though? NT by Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish 08/12/2010, 10:18pm PDT 
no and wrom is wrong again NT by Sword of Justice 08/12/2010, 11:08pm PDT 
I guess he's right play doesn't mean to dedicate one's life to something. NT by Worm 08/12/2010, 11:37pm PDT 
This one's the "bad" Cable right? by Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish 08/12/2010, 11:40pm PDT 
that's right, be afraid NT by Sword of Justice 08/12/2010, 11:49pm PDT 
PS: society has failed me NT by Sword of Justice 08/13/2010, 7:53am PDT 
Jso has trolled people into being furious at him for the rest of their lives. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/13/2010, 3:56pm PDT 
a circle jerk is a machine I guess. NT by Worm 08/13/2010, 10:59pm PDT 
Oh hi wrom we were just talking about you. 8) by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/14/2010, 1:11am PDT 
Talking about me ... where, over the fold out dinner table? by Worm 08/14/2010, 5:29am PDT 
Re: Talking about me ... where, over the fold out dinner table? by Sword of Justice 08/15/2010, 4:45pm PDT 
Worm destroys you two in every single thread. by Caltrops of Yore 08/15/2010, 5:23pm PDT 
Yeah just look at how destroyed we are. 8) NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/15/2010, 7:52pm PDT 
you're right, it's utterly pathetic NT by mysterio swarm 08/15/2010, 7:56pm PDT 
Every single thread. Except worm has more of a life and can't destroy you consta NT by Sword of Justice 08/15/2010, 7:57pm PDT 
Our mass troll field has once again trolled all foes into a delusional state. 83 NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/15/2010, 8:14pm PDT 
you are balled on the floor crying about your empty life NT by mysterio swarm 08/15/2010, 8:37pm PDT 
Looks like you're having trouble with reality again, do you need more meds? 8) NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/16/2010, 6:23am PDT 
you literally lack the faculties to comprehend the world in any meaningful way NT by mysterio swarm 08/16/2010, 6:34am PDT 
Projection still doesn't work, it's over, this one's ours. 83 NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/16/2010, 8:07pm PDT 
you can't even stop yourself, it's pathetic NT by mysterio swarm 08/17/2010, 1:32am PDT 
Thanks for proving my point again. 83 NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/17/2010, 7:20am PDT 
you are like the poster child for not getting it. NT by computer expert 08/17/2010, 3:12pm PDT 
Having trouble actually making a point there huh? Sounds like you lost. 8) NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/17/2010, 7:44pm PDT 
you actually think all this is real somehow NT by mysterio swarm 08/18/2010, 2:52pm PDT 
you are the swarm but we are cable NT by Sword of Justice 08/18/2010, 5:14pm PDT 
You've been misinformed, but one is funnier than the other. (Interpret that as y NT by Last 08/13/2010, 9:24am PDT 
Don't act like you didn't try to participate in Caltrops years ago by Long Memory 08/13/2010, 9:40am PDT 
Actually, anonymous Caltrops expert, by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/13/2010, 10:12am PDT 
starcraft 2 comparison sheet by Sword of Justice 08/15/2010, 8:55am PDT 
and equal amounts of people crying since that stone predates Biblical creation. NT by Worm 08/15/2010, 11:15am PDT 
Things Jsoh wants in an RTS: LAN, facebook, tournament integration NT by Fortinbras 08/15/2010, 12:29pm PDT 
He's literally retarded, defeated once again. NT by Sword of Justice 08/15/2010, 8:38pm PDT 
this is a satisfying ending to this thread by Sword of Justice 08/17/2010, 10:27pm PDT 
Re: this is a satisfying ending to this thread by Worm 08/18/2010, 10:44pm PDT 
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