Caltrops - Starcraft 2





	[quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"]Kered is typically a fucking retard, so it's good that you went to him for this, Creex. [quote name="Jhoh Cause..... 2"](6:24:29 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: There are many units in Starcraft 2, and I'm certain one of these fucking assholes gievs SOJ. (6:24:46 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: i want to believe this is a troll (6:24:49 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Hahaha. :( (6:24:55 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: Are you saying they don't? [/quote] This is great. What a way to begin. I wrote the caption. Screenshots are stupid in video game reviews, but I put them in there because ... I have no idea why. You idiots seem to enjoy them. So rather than expend any effort, I made a stupid Blizzard reference. LOL WUT IS THIS A TROLL??? Christ, your friends are fucking retarded, Creexul. [quote](6:25:51 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: in my heart i know it's just some idiot (6:26:02 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: but i want to believe it's a masterful troll[/quote] Haha, what a limp-wristed piece of shit. This is SA quality insight. [quote](6:26:39 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: there are 29 missions in the terran campaign (6:26:47 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: he thinks that's a good thing[/quote] 30 missions for $60 is now a bad thing. If you spend all day either being a shitwad, or in an IM session with a Cable. But I want to take a moment to congratulate the two of you on this. Neither of you have played StarCraft 2, and you, along with your afterbirth, seem to have some weird problem with Blizzard. Though none of you can get enough World of Warcraft. This is hilarious, in not in the "laughing with you" way. But you're really scraping the bottom of the fucking barrel when you need someone more unreadable than Josh to type dumb shit into AIM. I deleted the part where you two talk about things that were in Starcraft, in a retard's cant. I deleted it because it was uninteresting. I'm sure that didn't occur to you, but sometimes that's a thing people do. [quote](6:33:15 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: he pretty much just agreed with every reason why the game is horrible (6:33:30 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: and then just got angry (6:33:58 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: He probably knows a dev (from quarter to 3). [/quote] Oooo, we were hoping for a WROM WROM WROM there. Shouting Q23 for literally no reason in a complete non-sequitur was close! I was going to say something like, "maybe the Q23 made sense, except you deleted the part that referenced it" but we both know that didn't fucking happen, we got every strained, valueless IM. [quote](6:34:21 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: It's the same game from 10 years ago isn't that awesome? (6:34:35 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: Let's say that it's an exact copy of the original StarCraft, except with better graphics and better interface. Do you know how to describe that game? FUCKING FANTASTIC. (6:35:08 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: The graphics don't exactly look better. [/quote] The graphics in Starcraft 2 don't look better than the graphics in Starcraft. Excellent. I just want to put it in this post because nobody is going to read your shitty chatlog. [quote](6:38:03 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: imagine if fucking (6:38:04 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: hl source (6:38:05 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: was hl2 (6:38:12 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: FUCKING FANTASTIC[/quote] Almost a sick burn! Only it was the perfect balance of multiplayer that was being discussed in the review at that point. God, you're fucking unreadable. You're the only person whose content, lovingly pasted by Creexul, makes me embarrassed to pay the server bill. [quote](6:39:54 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: And it looks oh so luscious. It is the best looking strategy game in the world. The environments are so lovingly rendered and detailed, you just want to stop building and rushing for a bit to soak it all up. And when forces collide, everything just comes to life in the most satisfying explosion of havoc to be found in any computer game, anywhere. (6:40:47 PM) <font color="#aeb5ff"><b>Juh-hawh Cbbl</b></font>: - from a review of Daikatana [/quote] LITERALLY making Daikatana references in 2010. Jhoh "Creexul" Cable, everyone! [quote](6:44:10 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: i don't really get what people like about starcraft 2 if it isn't the competition of online play[/quote] Who would have guessed your pea-sized brain would have trouble comprehending things! Jesus fucking Christ this is terrible. Every once in a while Creexul posts your fucking nonsense on the forum and nobody bothers to tell you what an unfunny fuck you are because you're a piece of shit unworthy of anyone's time. I mean: [quote](6:55:01 PM) <font color="orange"><b>Kered Curowdsongu</b></font>: i've been on the fence but i'm just going to say it's a troll [/quote] Haha! IT'S.... IT'S..... <i><b>A TROLL!</b></i> Troll? TROLL???? Post better. the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! [/quote]