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(6:24:29 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: There are many units in Starcraft 2, and I'm certain one of these fucking assholes gievs SOJ.
(6:24:46 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i want to believe this is a troll
(6:24:49 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Hahaha. :(
(6:24:55 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Are you saying they don't?
(6:25:51 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: in my heart i know it's just some idiot
(6:26:02 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: but i want to believe it's a masterful troll
(6:26:39 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: there are 29 missions in the terran campaign
(6:26:47 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: he thinks that's a good thing
(6:28:10 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: 29 different pieces of shit that you'll use the chat code to skip
(6:28:54 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: 29 different flavors of the same 3-4 types of "challenge" you face
(6:29:09 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: hold the zerg off for 30 minutes
(6:29:20 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: destroy all the zergs
(6:29:33 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Stop DPS, shift tanks.
(6:29:36 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: build 2 space farms and a space granary
(6:29:40 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: GATHER CRYSTALS
(6:29:57 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: reach 70,000 vespenes
(6:33:15 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: he pretty much just agreed with every reason why the game is horrible
(6:33:30 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: and then just got angry
(6:33:58 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: He probably knows a dev (from quarter to 3).
(6:34:05 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: this game is unplayable repetitive rehashed garbage, BUT YOU FAGGOTS BETTER LOVE IT SHUT THE FUCK UP
(6:34:10 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: well
(6:34:12 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: GOOD
(6:34:13 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: SELLING
(6:34:14 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: POINT
(6:34:21 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It's the same game from 10 years ago isn't that awesome?
(6:34:35 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: Let's say that it's an exact copy of the original StarCraft, except with better graphics and better interface. Do you know how to describe that game? FUCKING FANTASTIC.
(6:35:08 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: The graphics don't exactly look better.
(6:35:27 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: higher resolution = amazing graphics
(6:35:45 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: No it's in 3D too.
(6:35:54 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Except the 3D graphics still look identical to the 2D ones.
(6:37:49 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: 12 year old "decent" rts upgraded minimally FUCKING FANTASTIC.
(6:38:00 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: Bare minimum.
(6:38:03 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: imagine if fucking
(6:38:04 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: hl source
(6:38:05 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: was hl2
(6:38:12 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: FUCKING FANTASTIC
(6:39:54 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: And it looks oh so luscious. It is the best looking strategy game in the world. The environments are so lovingly rendered and detailed, you just want to stop building and rushing for a bit to soak it all up. And when forces collide, everything just comes to life in the most satisfying explosion of havoc to be found in any computer game, anywhere.
(6:40:47 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: - from a review of Daikatana
(6:41:44 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: copy + pasted from halo 3 review
(6:44:10 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i don't really get what people like about starcraft 2 if it isn't the competition of online play
(6:44:16 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i mean it's not the story
(6:44:32 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: The hype.
(6:44:33 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: the gameplay is pretty simplistic, it's an rts
(6:44:47 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: get minerals move bigger army around
(6:46:01 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: It has shiny graphixxx?
(6:46:38 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: THE MARINES HAVE MAGIC AIR JETS NOW
(6:48:58 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: is pinback bdr?
(6:50:34 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: I have no idea.
(6:50:40 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: He doesn't post to the boards he's just some guy.
(6:55:01 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: i've been on the fence but i'm just going to say it's a troll
(6:55:15 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: later *goes to church*
(7:18:30 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: didn't starcraft come out the same time as half life?
(7:19:28 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: About yeah.
(7:20:13 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: its like you had twins and one is sucking dick for meth and the other one cured cancer
(7:21:02 PM) Kered Curowdsongu: oh sorry was that offensive to twins ~~
(7:21:22 PM) Juh-hawh Cbbl: And methheads like me. ^_^ |
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frontpage review: officially invalid by Sword of Justice 08/11/2010, 4:41am PDT 
Re: frontpage review: officially invalid by Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish 08/11/2010, 11:48am PDT
Thought it was a good read. Did you get through the terran by Cyril Badman 08/11/2010, 12:18pm PDT
Re: Thought it was a good read. Did you get through the terran by Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish 08/11/2010, 1:05pm PDT
10. Tanks can't run over marines. (Hi, Jonsey!) by Fortinbras 08/11/2010, 5:42pm PDT
Oh but otherwise it's a great review NT by Fortinbras 08/11/2010, 5:43pm PDT
Re: 10. Tanks can't run over marines. (Hi, Jonsey!) by Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish 08/11/2010, 5:56pm PDT
Oh. by Fortinbras 08/11/2010, 6:15pm PDT
Re: Oh. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/11/2010, 7:07pm PDT
Kred voices some of his complaints. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/11/2010, 6:12pm PDT
Nothing to see here NT by Just a recorded retard rodeo 08/11/2010, 6:30pm PDT
Re: Kred voices some of his complaints. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/11/2010, 6:56pm PDT
Hey don't blame me I didn't make starcraft 2, blz did. 8( NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/11/2010, 7:13pm PDT
I don't like those guys. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/11/2010, 7:24pm PDT
Between the two Cables and Kered, you pick Kered to let loose upon? The fuck? NT by Entropy Stew 08/12/2010, 7:54am PDT
Hello I would like to speak to stew pid. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/12/2010, 8:53am PDT
Maybe I can get ICJ the Shit Whisperer to pull some content out of that post for NT by Entropy Stew 08/12/2010, 12:21pm PDT
If you did anything on this site period I would be a little impressed. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/12/2010, 12:36pm PDT
Like delete it? NT by Entropy Stew 08/12/2010, 1:49pm PDT
Psh like you could do that. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/12/2010, 3:23pm PDT
Veronica fucked ICJ NT by Entropy Senor Stewito 08/12/2010, 4:24pm PDT
Yeah, but I like Creexul and technically the other two aren't Creexuls. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/12/2010, 11:16am PDT
Post his reply to your terrible fucking World of Warcraft review NT by Souffle of Pain 08/11/2010, 7:13pm PDT
it can be hard to tell what infuriated you more, our wow review, or our l2 revie by Sword of Justice 08/12/2010, 3:54am PDT
Really because Brent thought our WOW review was great. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/12/2010, 12:37pm PDT
Is SOJ Spirit of the Jaguar or Seal of Justice? by Worm 08/11/2010, 9:12pm PDT
Hee hee 'u giev soj', oh Kered Kocksucker you are a CARD NT by Guy who still plays Diablo II 08/12/2010, 7:24am PDT
These two posts really go great together. 8) NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/12/2010, 8:48am PDT
Re: Hee hee 'u giev soj', oh Kered Kocksucker you are a CARD by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/12/2010, 8:55am PDT
Some retard cried to jhoh for an hour over a caption you wrote? by Worm 08/12/2010, 9:31am PDT
Go on rom, have another meltdown. 8) NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/12/2010, 10:21am PDT
this game is unplayable repetitive rehashed garbage, BUT YOU FAGGOTS BETTER LOVE by Sword of Justice 08/12/2010, 3:18am PDT
Original v. SC2 by Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish 08/12/2010, 1:51pm PDT
the thread just exploded behind us NT by Sword of Justice 08/12/2010, 11:10pm PDT
ODDLY FAMILIAR by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/11/2010, 8:21pm PDT
Re: ODDLY FAMILIAR by Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish 08/11/2010, 11:35pm PDT
The campaign maps have replay value, but yeah by Fortinbras 08/12/2010, 6:50am PDT
tl;dr: shamans were bad in WoW like 6 years ago. Cables hate blizzard for it. NT by Worm 08/12/2010, 5:42pm PDT
Do they still play the game, though? NT by Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish 08/12/2010, 10:18pm PDT
no and wrom is wrong again NT by Sword of Justice 08/12/2010, 11:08pm PDT
I guess he's right play doesn't mean to dedicate one's life to something. NT by Worm 08/12/2010, 11:37pm PDT
This one's the "bad" Cable right? by Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish 08/12/2010, 11:40pm PDT
that's right, be afraid NT by Sword of Justice 08/12/2010, 11:49pm PDT
PS: society has failed me NT by Sword of Justice 08/13/2010, 7:53am PDT
Jso has trolled people into being furious at him for the rest of their lives. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/13/2010, 3:56pm PDT
a circle jerk is a machine I guess. NT by Worm 08/13/2010, 10:59pm PDT
Oh hi wrom we were just talking about you. 8) by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/14/2010, 1:11am PDT
Talking about me ... where, over the fold out dinner table? by Worm 08/14/2010, 5:29am PDT
Re: Talking about me ... where, over the fold out dinner table? by Sword of Justice 08/15/2010, 4:45pm PDT
Worm destroys you two in every single thread. by Caltrops of Yore 08/15/2010, 5:23pm PDT
Yeah just look at how destroyed we are. 8) NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/15/2010, 7:52pm PDT
you're right, it's utterly pathetic NT by mysterio swarm 08/15/2010, 7:56pm PDT
Every single thread. Except worm has more of a life and can't destroy you consta NT by Sword of Justice 08/15/2010, 7:57pm PDT
Our mass troll field has once again trolled all foes into a delusional state. 83 NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/15/2010, 8:14pm PDT
you are balled on the floor crying about your empty life NT by mysterio swarm 08/15/2010, 8:37pm PDT
Looks like you're having trouble with reality again, do you need more meds? 8) NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/16/2010, 6:23am PDT
you literally lack the faculties to comprehend the world in any meaningful way NT by mysterio swarm 08/16/2010, 6:34am PDT
Projection still doesn't work, it's over, this one's ours. 83 NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/16/2010, 8:07pm PDT
you can't even stop yourself, it's pathetic NT by mysterio swarm 08/17/2010, 1:32am PDT
Thanks for proving my point again. 83 NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/17/2010, 7:20am PDT
you are like the poster child for not getting it. NT by computer expert 08/17/2010, 3:12pm PDT
Having trouble actually making a point there huh? Sounds like you lost. 8) NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/17/2010, 7:44pm PDT
you actually think all this is real somehow NT by mysterio swarm 08/18/2010, 2:52pm PDT
you are the swarm but we are cable NT by Sword of Justice 08/18/2010, 5:14pm PDT
You've been misinformed, but one is funnier than the other. (Interpret that as y NT by Last 08/13/2010, 9:24am PDT
Don't act like you didn't try to participate in Caltrops years ago by Long Memory 08/13/2010, 9:40am PDT
Actually, anonymous Caltrops expert, by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/13/2010, 10:12am PDT
starcraft 2 comparison sheet by Sword of Justice 08/15/2010, 8:55am PDT
and equal amounts of people crying since that stone predates Biblical creation. NT by Worm 08/15/2010, 11:15am PDT
Things Jsoh wants in an RTS: LAN, facebook, tournament integration NT by Fortinbras 08/15/2010, 12:29pm PDT
He's literally retarded, defeated once again. NT by Sword of Justice 08/15/2010, 8:38pm PDT
this is a satisfying ending to this thread by Sword of Justice 08/17/2010, 10:27pm PDT
Re: this is a satisfying ending to this thread by Worm 08/18/2010, 10:44pm PDT
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