Remember, sexual attraction is not something established in a single vulgar "Schwing!" moment. It is something that must be aged to perfection, like fine cheese. And if the cheese is crawling with the maggots of doubt and the finer physical qualities of other women, do not walk away. The maggots are part of the delicacy of love.
Long bet: If QB gets the Gnome to the altar, she divorces him after catching him cheating. Ways she will find out in order of likeliness: 1) Whore shows up at the door with a baby in tow. 2) The Gnome contracts (a new) STD from QB. 3) QB blithely mentions it at a family dinner with her father present
