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Kitten delivery by Bananadine 05/30/2010, 12:57am PDT
I spent about forty minutes throwing together the simplest game I could think of that would maaaaaybe engage a Stranger while also not-quite-trivially exercising the computer's ability to enforce a logical rule system. The result is barely a game at all but it didn't spew out a lot of introductory text the way Zork and the rest did so I thought it'd be worth trying.

First run:

Omegle wrote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *Knocks on your front door*
Stranger: who's there?
You: *** Run-time problem P52: This interpreter does not support Unicode.
You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions ***
You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions ***
You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions ***
You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions ***
You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions ***
You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions ***
You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions ***
You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions ***
You: *Knocks on your front door, pretty hard*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


OH my interpreter sucks. Half an hour later:

Omegle wrote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *Knocks on your front door*
Stranger: hey
You: *Knocks or*on your front do
Stranger: OMG
You: *Knocks on your front door, pretty hard*
Stranger: brb
You: *Knocks on your front door*
Stranger: have to answer the door
You: *Knocks on your front door*
Stranger: im back
You: *Knocks on your front door*
Stranger: it was just soem fugly salesman
You: *Knocks on your front door*
Stranger: wish hed piss off because his jokes are getting old now
You: *Knocks on your front door*
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: you
Stranger: hah
You: *Knocks on your front door, pretty hard*
You: *Knocks on your front door*
Stranger: hahahahaahaha
You: *Knocks on your front door, pretty hard*
You: *Knocks on your front door, pretty hard*
Stranger: i so won
You: *Knocks on your front door, pretty hard*
You: this is more of a stalemate, friend
You have disconnected.


Hm this AI thing is pretty hard it turns out!

A little more manual interference:

Omegle wrote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *Knocks on your front door*
Stranger: *answers door* can i help you?
You: *Knocks on your front door, pretty hard*
You: Oh sorry, didn't see you there.
You: Kitten delivery. Will you take this kitten?
Stranger: oh sure! who is it from?
You: Is that a yes?
Stranger: that's a heck yes!
You: I
You: Is that a yes?
You: AAHH
You: *dies suddenly*
You have disconnected.


After a few more minutes of work, heck yes was recognized as yes! ONWARD:

Omegle wrote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *Knocks on your front door*
Stranger: hi
You: *Knocks on your front door*
Stranger: nope
Stranger: srry
Stranger: wrong person
You: *Knocks on your front door*
You: *Knocks on your front door*
You: *Knocks on your front door*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Omegle wrote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *Knocks on your front door*
Stranger: Hello.
You: Kitten delivery. Will you take this kitten?
Stranger: Sure!
You: Is that a yes?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Okay, here's your kitten. *hands you a kitten*
You: (You are now holding one kitten.)
Stranger: Yay
You: There's more where that came from. Okay... what do you want next, a puppy or a kitten?
Stranger: Puppy?
You: Puppy or kitten?
Stranger: Puppy.
You: Okay, here's your puppy. *hands you a puppy*
You: (You are now holding one kitten and one puppy.)
Stranger: Okay then.
You: Got a few more in here... what do you want next, a puppy or a kitten?
Stranger: Chinchilla!
You: Puppy or kitten?
Stranger: I swear I saw a chinchilla in there.
You: Puppy or kitten?
Stranger: Fine kitten.
You: Okay, here's your kitten. *hands you a kitten*
You: (You are now holding two kittens and one puppy.)
Stranger: Yayness.
You: Okay... whoops, one almost got me. Anyway. Puppy or kitten?
Stranger: Haha kitty!
You: Puppy or kitten?
Stranger: Excuse me, thank you for the 3 kittens and puuppy butI have to got to be now sorry. :(
You: You seem to want to talk to someone, but I can't see whom.
Stranger: I apologize if you can't see yourself.
You: Puppy or kitten?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


VICTORY (the game pretty much repeats after that)
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Omegle by Fussbett 04/07/2009, 6:11pm PDT NEW
    Re: Omegle by Last 04/07/2009, 6:38pm PDT NEW
        I think I contacted the Cables by Fortinbras 04/07/2009, 9:49pm PDT NEW
            Re: I think I contacted the Cables by Entropy Stew 04/07/2009, 10:05pm PDT NEW
                Re: I think I contacted the Cables by Fortinbras 04/07/2009, 10:08pm PDT NEW
                pedobear edition by Entropy Stew 04/07/2009, 10:11pm PDT NEW
    my first time didn't go so well by spam dumpster 04/07/2009, 11:51pm PDT NEW
    QB Skype logs versus Omegle by Fussbett 04/10/2009, 12:03am PDT NEW
        This one by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/10/2009, 12:20am PDT NEW
            Agreed. Fucking awesome. NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/08/2009, 5:53pm PST NEW
        Strangers got on longest with my log! I win! NT by Quétinbec 04/10/2009, 5:19pm PDT NEW
        IRENE WONG 6 is onto you, asshole. NT by Choson 04/10/2009, 6:28pm PDT NEW
    one-upped by Bananadine 12/08/2009, 7:19am PST NEW
        Re: one-upped by Bananadine 12/08/2009, 4:14pm PST NEW
            This technology continues to evolve by Bananadine 03/15/2010, 3:46pm PDT NEW
    Zseni's was better by URL Tags? I need a peer mentor 12/08/2009, 8:14pm PST NEW
        I'll be your peer mentor. by Souffle of Pain 12/08/2009, 9:54pm PST NEW
            What?! I've been using <a href=> this entire time and I didn't have to?! NT by Fortinbras 03/15/2010, 7:06pm PDT NEW
    Musical video version by FABIO 03/24/2010, 1:02am PDT NEW
        it is so tempting to find a way to perform for people via these things by Bananadine 03/24/2010, 8:12am PDT NEW
            I hooked up the part where the game listens but not the part where it talks back by Bananadine 05/08/2010, 11:42pm PDT NEW
                Re: I hooked up the part where the game listens but not the part where it talks by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/09/2010, 7:55pm PDT NEW
                    Getting closer! by Bananadine 05/13/2010, 11:22am PDT NEW
                        IT'S RUN AMOK by fucking awesome 05/13/2010, 3:03pm PDT NEW
                        Ahead of your time by Vested Id 01/11/2012, 3:10pm PST NEW
            I didn't see this until now. This is dynamite. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2010, 4:27pm PDT NEW
                BLOWING THE LID OFF OMEGLE AND CALTROPS by Bananadine 05/17/2010, 10:23pm PDT NEW
                    Re: BLOWING THE LID OFF OMEGLE AND CALTROPS by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/17/2010, 11:35pm PDT NEW
                        God, it's "Omegle", not "Chatroullette", GRANDPA by Fussbett 05/17/2010, 11:43pm PDT NEW
                            Shit! EDITING NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/17/2010, 11:44pm PDT NEW
                        Re: BLOWING THE LID OFF OMEGLE AND CALTROPS by Bananadine 05/18/2010, 7:25am PDT NEW
                        Illiteracy yes by Bananadine 05/24/2010, 11:29am PDT NEW
            Kitten delivery by Bananadine 05/30/2010, 12:57am PDT NEW
                excellent work NT by Fullofkittens 05/30/2010, 11:45am PDT NEW
                    You: You are now full of kittens. Excellent work. NT by Fussbett 05/30/2010, 12:48pm PDT NEW
        Ben Folds appropriated this by Entropy Stew 03/24/2010, 9:08am PDT NEW
 
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