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by Bananadine 05/08/2010, 11:42pm PDT |
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So what you can't see is me, behind the scenes, scrambling to get these absurdly suspicious Strangers to examine the remote before they disconnect. And what they can't see is most of this:
Blinding light.
You open your eyes, but quickly shut them. There's a blinding white light coming from directly in front of you. Strangely, you find that you are sitting up in a chair. You don't remember getting out of bed. Come to think of it, you don't remember getting in bed, either.
Once again you attempt to open your eyes, blocking out some of the light with your hand. You stand up and look around as your eyes adjust to the light.
You're quite sure that you've never been here before.
(type HELP for instructions)
Channel Surfing
An Interactive Fiction by Mike Vollmer
Release 2 / Serial number 081122 / Inform 7 build 5T18 (I6/v6.31 lib 6/12N)
Box
The walls, floor, and ceiling are all completely blank, and completely unfamiliar. They're painted a very passive gray color, and appear to be completely flat and smooth. The floor is about ten feet across in both directions, and the ceiling is about eight feet above you.
The chair you were sitting on is big -- easily big enough for at least one other person. It is covered with cushions, but still feels hard to the touch and is very uncomfortable. You wonder how you were ever able to sleep on it.
The only light source is the television in front of you. You guess that it must be at least eighty inches diagonally. It appears to be thin, but you can't see around it to be sure. Do they make LCD TVs that big? The near-blinding white light from the television fills much of the room, leaving harsh black shadows where the light doesn't reach.
Beside you is a small, expensive looking wooden table.
On the small table are a remote, a letter, and a post-it note.
>hi
I didn't understand that sentence.
>asl?
I didn't understand that sentence.
>yes
That was a rhetorical question.
>hi
I didn't understand that sentence.
>how was your day
I didn't understand that sentence.
>where are yuo from
I didn't understand that sentence.
>hi
I didn't understand that sentence.
>ye~~
I didn't understand that sentence.
>what is your name>
I didn't understand that sentence.
>what is your country???
I didn't understand that sentence.
>??
I didn't understand that sentence.
>sorry i don't know your country..
I only understood you as far as wanting to sorry.
>??
I didn't understand that sentence.
>what please?
I didn't understand that sentence.
>what is mean "L"?
I didn't understand that sentence.
>i can't understand sorry
I only understood you as far as wanting to take inventory.
>i want to talk another topic...
I only understood you as far as wanting to take inventory.
>hey
I didn't understand that sentence.
>L
Box
The walls, floor, and ceiling are all completely blank, and completely unfamiliar. They're painted a very passive gray color, and appear to be completely flat and smooth. The floor is about ten feet across in both directions, and the ceiling is about eight feet above you.
The chair you were sitting on is big -- easily big enough for at least one other person. It is covered with cushions, but still feels hard to the touch and is very uncomfortable. You wonder how you were ever able to sleep on it.
The only light source is the television in front of you. You guess that it must be at least eighty inches diagonally. It appears to be thin, but you can't see around it to be sure. Do they make LCD TVs that big? The near-blinding white light from the television fills much of the room, leaving harsh black shadows where the light doesn't reach.
Beside you is a small, expensive looking wooden table.
On the small table are a remote, a letter, and a post-it note.
>why
I didn't understand that sentence.
>THIS IS A WEIRD CoNVO
I didn't understand that sentence.
>tell me the area in which you need help
I didn't understand that sentence.
>o_o
I didn't understand that sentence.
>hello
I didn't understand that sentence.
>sure
I didn't understand that sentence.
>mmhmmm
I didn't understand that sentence.
>ooooOkay
I didn't understand that sentence.
>yup
I didn't understand that sentence.
>sure thing
I didn't understand that sentence.
>sure thing &
I didn't understand that sentence.
>yup
I didn't understand that sentence.
>ooooOkay
I didn't understand that sentence.
>mmhmmm
I didn't understand that sentence.
>sure thing
I didn't understand that sentence.
>yup
I didn't understand that sentence.
>ooooOkay
I didn't understand that sentence.
>hi, fit horny teen male here, are you a girl with a webcam or a mic?
You seem to want to talk to someone, but I can't see whom.
>mine r ;)
I didn't understand that sentence.
>msn?
I didn't understand that sentence.
>maybah
I didn't understand that sentence.
>just did
I didn't understand that sentence.
>hmmmm
I didn't understand that sentence.
>ur fishy
I didn't understand that sentence.
>how do u know?
I didn't understand that sentence.
>msn?
I didn't understand that sentence.
>nowww
I didn't understand that sentence.
>no
That was a rhetorical question.
>they haVent been so far
I didn't understand that sentence.
>well msn or gtfo
I didn't understand that sentence.
>hey
I didn't understand that sentence.
>listening
I didn't understand that sentence.
>i guess
I only understood you as far as wanting to take inventory.
>examine remOte?
You can't see any such thing.
>examine remOte
A television remote control. It appears to be brand new, but the plastic seems a bit cheap and flimsy.
The top of the device is covered with numbered buttons. You guess that you use these to change the channel on the television.
>why did you want me to do that?
I didn't understand that sentence.
>you are fuckin weird bro
I didn't understand that sentence.
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Omegle by Fussbett 04/07/2009, 6:11pm PDT 
Re: Omegle by Last 04/07/2009, 6:38pm PDT 
I think I contacted the Cables by Fortinbras 04/07/2009, 9:49pm PDT 
Re: I think I contacted the Cables by Entropy Stew 04/07/2009, 10:05pm PDT 
Re: I think I contacted the Cables by Fortinbras 04/07/2009, 10:08pm PDT 
pedobear edition by Entropy Stew 04/07/2009, 10:11pm PDT 
my first time didn't go so well by spam dumpster 04/07/2009, 11:51pm PDT 
QB Skype logs versus Omegle by Fussbett 04/10/2009, 12:03am PDT 
This one by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/10/2009, 12:20am PDT 
Agreed. Fucking awesome. NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/08/2009, 5:53pm PST 
Strangers got on longest with my log! I win! NT by Quétinbec 04/10/2009, 5:19pm PDT 
IRENE WONG 6 is onto you, asshole. NT by Choson 04/10/2009, 6:28pm PDT 
one-upped by Bananadine 12/08/2009, 7:19am PST 
Re: one-upped by Bananadine 12/08/2009, 4:14pm PST 
This technology continues to evolve by Bananadine 03/15/2010, 3:46pm PDT 
Zseni's was better by URL Tags? I need a peer mentor 12/08/2009, 8:14pm PST 
I'll be your peer mentor. by Souffle of Pain 12/08/2009, 9:54pm PST 
What?! I've been using <a href=> this entire time and I didn't have to?! NT by Fortinbras 03/15/2010, 7:06pm PDT 
Musical video version by FABIO 03/24/2010, 1:02am PDT 
it is so tempting to find a way to perform for people via these things by Bananadine 03/24/2010, 8:12am PDT 
I hooked up the part where the game listens but not the part where it talks back by Bananadine 05/08/2010, 11:42pm PDT 
Re: I hooked up the part where the game listens but not the part where it talks by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/09/2010, 7:55pm PDT 
Getting closer! by Bananadine 05/13/2010, 11:22am PDT 
IT'S RUN AMOK by fucking awesome 05/13/2010, 3:03pm PDT 
Ahead of your time by Vested Id 01/11/2012, 3:10pm PST 
I didn't see this until now. This is dynamite. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2010, 4:27pm PDT 
BLOWING THE LID OFF OMEGLE AND CALTROPS by Bananadine 05/17/2010, 10:23pm PDT 
Re: BLOWING THE LID OFF OMEGLE AND CALTROPS by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/17/2010, 11:35pm PDT 
God, it's "Omegle", not "Chatroullette", GRANDPA by Fussbett 05/17/2010, 11:43pm PDT 
Shit! EDITING NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/17/2010, 11:44pm PDT 
Re: BLOWING THE LID OFF OMEGLE AND CALTROPS by Bananadine 05/18/2010, 7:25am PDT 
Illiteracy yes by Bananadine 05/24/2010, 11:29am PDT 
Kitten delivery by Bananadine 05/30/2010, 12:57am PDT 
excellent work NT by Fullofkittens 05/30/2010, 11:45am PDT 
You: You are now full of kittens. Excellent work. NT by Fussbett 05/30/2010, 12:48pm PDT 
Ben Folds appropriated this by Entropy Stew 03/24/2010, 9:08am PDT 
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