Forum Overview :: Enter the Matrix :: Kitten delivery

[quote name="Bananadine"]I spent about forty minutes throwing together the simplest game I could think of that would maaaaaybe engage a Stranger while also not-quite-trivially exercising the computer's ability to enforce a logical rule system. The result is barely a game at all but it didn't spew out a lot of introductory text the way Zork and the rest did so I thought it'd be worth trying. First run: [quote name="Omegle"]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: *Knocks on your front door* Stranger: who's there? You: *** Run-time problem P52: This interpreter does not support Unicode. You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions *** You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions *** You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions *** You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions *** You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions *** You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions *** You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions *** You: *** Memory ran out with too many simultaneous indexed text conversions *** You: *Knocks on your front door, pretty hard* Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] OH my interpreter sucks. Half an hour later: [quote name="Omegle"]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: *Knocks on your front door* Stranger: hey You: *Knocks or*on your front do Stranger: OMG You: *Knocks on your front door, pretty hard* Stranger: brb You: *Knocks on your front door* Stranger: have to answer the door You: *Knocks on your front door* Stranger: im back You: *Knocks on your front door* Stranger: it was just soem fugly salesman You: *Knocks on your front door* Stranger: wish hed piss off because his jokes are getting old now You: *Knocks on your front door* Stranger: fuck Stranger: you Stranger: hah You: *Knocks on your front door, pretty hard* You: *Knocks on your front door* Stranger: hahahahaahaha You: *Knocks on your front door, pretty hard* You: *Knocks on your front door, pretty hard* Stranger: i so won You: *Knocks on your front door, pretty hard* You: this is more of a stalemate, friend You have disconnected.[/quote] Hm this AI thing is pretty hard it turns out! A little more manual interference: [quote name="Omegle"]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: *Knocks on your front door* Stranger: *answers door* can i help you? You: *Knocks on your front door, pretty hard* You: Oh sorry, didn't see you there. You: Kitten delivery. Will you take this kitten? Stranger: oh sure! who is it from? You: Is that a yes? Stranger: that's a heck yes! You: I You: Is that a yes? You: AAHH You: *dies suddenly* You have disconnected.[/quote] After a few more minutes of work, heck yes was recognized as yes! ONWARD: [quote name="Omegle"]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: *Knocks on your front door* Stranger: hi You: *Knocks on your front door* Stranger: nope Stranger: srry Stranger: wrong person You: *Knocks on your front door* You: *Knocks on your front door* You: *Knocks on your front door* Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote name="Omegle"]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: *Knocks on your front door* Stranger: Hello. You: Kitten delivery. Will you take this kitten? Stranger: Sure! You: Is that a yes? Stranger: Yes. You: Okay, here's your kitten. *hands you a kitten* You: (You are now holding one kitten.) Stranger: Yay You: There's more where that came from. Okay... what do you want next, a puppy or a kitten? Stranger: Puppy? You: Puppy or kitten? Stranger: Puppy. You: Okay, here's your puppy. *hands you a puppy* You: (You are now holding one kitten and one puppy.) Stranger: Okay then. You: Got a few more in here... what do you want next, a puppy or a kitten? Stranger: Chinchilla! You: Puppy or kitten? Stranger: I swear I saw a chinchilla in there. You: Puppy or kitten? Stranger: Fine kitten. You: Okay, here's your kitten. *hands you a kitten* You: (You are now holding two kittens and one puppy.) Stranger: Yayness. You: Okay... whoops, one almost got me. Anyway. Puppy or kitten? Stranger: Haha kitty! You: Puppy or kitten? Stranger: Excuse me, thank you for the 3 kittens and puuppy butI have to got to be now sorry. :( You: You seem to want to talk to someone, but I can't see whom. Stranger: I apologize if you can't see yourself. You: Puppy or kitten? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] VICTORY (the game pretty much repeats after that)[/quote]