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Re: I'd like to see some of those options as well by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/22/2010, 6:21pm PDT Not saying these are all "great." Not saying these are all even "good." And obviously, almost none of them approach the quality of an average novel. I am saying it's better than fucking Bloodlines, for Christ's sake. I'll limit myself to games that are actually in my cabinets, within arm's reach. Fallout Wasteland Ultima 6 Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate II Psychonauts Portal Spellcasting 101: Sorcerers Get All The Girls Ultima 7 Deus Ex Arena Crusader: No Remorse Sam & Max Hit the Road The Space Bar Morrowind The Circuit's Edge Shadows Over Riva Snatcher Blade Runner No One Lives Forever Oblivion Daggerfall Fallout 3 Grand Theft Auto 4 Grand Theft Auto 3 Grand Theft Auto Vice City Freedom Force Gabriel Knight Star Trek: Judgment Rites Star Trek: 25th Anniversary Star Trek: A Final Unity The Pawn Guild of Thieves Knight Orc Corruption annnnnnnnnnnnd Jinxter (possibly the best-written game of all-time) "Well, that's unfair, you cherry picked scree-" No, I typed in vampire and bloodlines into Google Image Search and posted what I found. "You just listed every ga-" No, stuff like Sin and Icewind Dale and Kingpin and Beyond Zork were just as painful, maybe even moreso. They at least had the fact that they were finished going for them. HE'S WRITING A MOVIE ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION!!!????? HREWHREHERHEWHREHREHWHWRHERHWHWRHE Who the fuck lets that through? Who the fuck looks at the xml for the script, turned in by some jelly-assed fucking RETARD and says, "Oh, perfect - yeah, you really nailed it, glad we went to a third revision there, whew!" Much like the rest of the game, nobody FUCKING GAVE A SHIT. The building housing the creators of this game was a romper room for malformed, socially-maladjusted troglodytes. The best thing Activision could have done in its corporate history, besides creating the very industry of third-party software, would have been to lock the exits and light the place on fire instead of pay the last milestone. Maybe these guys can make a strong comeback and merchandise Share Bears or something, though. (All this being said, it's better than Mass Effect.) the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

The Escapist is still horrible. by Worm 03/14/2010, 4:41pm PDT     Also Yhatzee explaining how Alone in the Dark(2008) was close to great :( NT by Worm 03/14/2010, 4:43pm PDT     Re: The Escapist is still horrible. by Mr. Copy 03/14/2010, 5:03pm PDT         We're talking about Bloodlines? by FABIO 03/14/2010, 5:39pm PDT             Grim Fandango had AWESOME writing. Also Zork. NT by Fortinbras 03/14/2010, 6:32pm PDT                 Also the writing in the Marathon Trilogy was the best part of the game. NT by Fortinbras 03/24/2010, 2:14pm PDT             I'd like to see some of those options as well by Lizard_King 03/22/2010, 5:23pm PDT                 You mean solving puzzles isn't gameplay? What? by Worm 03/22/2010, 5:52pm PDT                 Re: I'd like to see some of those options as well by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/22/2010, 6:21pm PDT                     Re: I'd like to see some of those options as well by Lizard_King 03/22/2010, 9:54pm PDT                         YOU NEVER PLAYED DEUS EX??? NT by Mischief Maker 03/22/2010, 11:38pm PDT                             He probably read a negative review of it. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/23/2010, 2:11am PDT                             Re: YOU NEVER PLAYED DEUS EX??? by Lizard_King 03/23/2010, 7:34pm PDT                         Re: I'd like to see some of those options as well by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/23/2010, 12:19am PDT                             PS:T by Entropy Stew 03/23/2010, 1:47am PDT                                 Re: PS:T by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/23/2010, 2:10am PDT                                     Be sure to play a mage with +int +wis NT by Entropy Stew 03/23/2010, 7:40am PDT                                         And CHA+ by Mischief Maker 03/23/2010, 9:48am PDT                                             Is there a way to make the spells faster? Don't cast them? by Bananadine 03/23/2010, 10:50am PDT                                             That description could also apply to Fallout, but ok whatever by Wittgenstein 03/23/2010, 3:27pm PDT                                     Re: PS:T by Entropy Stew 03/23/2010, 8:37am PDT                                         Actually that's kind of a spoiler and you don't find it out until later :( NT by Worm 03/23/2010, 9:05am PDT                                             Sorry, bad memory :( by Entropy Stew 03/23/2010, 11:48am PDT                                                 Morte broke my fucking heart >:( NT by Worm 03/23/2010, 12:13pm PDT                                                     Morte approves (+20) *sex scene* NT by Entropy Stew 03/23/2010, 12:14pm PDT                             Re: I'd like to see some of those options as well by Fullofkittens 03/23/2010, 6:30am PDT                             Re: I'd like to see some of those options as well by Lizard_King 03/23/2010, 7:31pm PDT                         ICJ not having actually played Bloodlines might be a factor by FABIO 03/23/2010, 8:39am PDT                             Re: ICJ not having actually played Bloodlines might be a factor by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/23/2010, 10:08am PDT                                 While everyone was masturbating over the release of HL:2 Fabio was being a faggo by Just some guy 03/23/2010, 11:35am PDT                                     It had one advantage over HL2 by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/23/2010, 12:00pm PDT                                     Another one who didn't even play the game by FABIO 03/23/2010, 9:26pm PDT                                         Nobody who worked on Bloodlines is talented enough to do even "emo." by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/24/2010, 2:08pm PDT                                             Re: Nobody who worked on Bloodlines is talented enough to do even "emo." by FABIO 03/24/2010, 2:44pm PDT                                                 Re: Nobody who worked on Bloodlines is talented enough to do even "emo." by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/24/2010, 3:24pm PDT                                                     ok I'm gonna post that to /tg/ NT by irony 03/24/2010, 4:55pm PDT                                                     front page NT by Entropy Stew 03/25/2010, 8:37am PDT                                                     Guh? Where'd the image go? :( NT by laudablepuss 03/30/2010, 3:00pm PDT                                                         Weird. I'll re-host it. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/30/2010, 5:34pm PDT                         Flavor by Mysterious Stranger 03/23/2010, 9:46am PDT                             Oops by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/23/2010, 9:47am PDT                                 You should say "oops I wrote that" after every one of your posts! NT by guy who hates mffe >:( 03/23/2010, 11:55am PDT                             Re: Flavor by Noi Dau Don 03/23/2010, 1:41pm PDT                         Lizard_King reads Proust, disappointed game writers don't write like Proust NT by Wittgenstein 03/23/2010, 12:49pm PDT                             God forbid Caltrops posters should read books. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/23/2010, 1:54pm PDT                                 Do you read books just to talk/brag about how you've read them? NT by Wittgenstein 03/23/2010, 3:25pm PDT                                 Proust gets garbage dayed in this thread NT by FullOfKittens 03/23/2010, 3:37pm PDT                         Re: I'd like to see some of those options as well by Jerry Whorebach 03/23/2010, 4:33pm PDT                             Fallout: Unsafe at any weight (for Jerry) NT by Wittgenstein 03/25/2010, 11:51am PDT                     ICJ, Please complain about Beyond Zork some more by Bunyip 03/24/2010, 7:24pm PDT     Re: The Escapist is still horrible. by jeep 03/23/2010, 1:54pm PDT