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by Mischief Maker 01/10/2010, 12:36am PST |
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Quétinbec wrote:
I didn't tell him about my asshole leaking or bleeding becausehe was a fucking asshole and I wasn't comfortable talking to him.
AAAAAAAAND...
He said I probably had a urinary tract infection. [...] The doctor gave me some powder to take for my dick. He said if the burning persists after 5 days to come back and they'll fish about in my dick.
QB, reading your stories is like watching a train wreck, hearing the screams from the survivors as the passenger car catches fire, then just as the rescue workers arrive, the passenger car tips off the rails and rolls down the hill into a volcano.
I can't wait for the wacky Seinfeld-esqe hijinx 5 days from now as QB tries to come up with an excuse for why he just happened to forget to tell the doctor about his bleeding anus. |
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Dick test by Quétinbec 01/09/2010, 11:00am PST 
Re: Dick test by Mischief Maker 01/10/2010, 12:36am PST
You got dysentery, dummy. That's why your ass is bleeding. NT by The Oregon Trail 01/10/2010, 12:48am PST
I'm sorry I called you names, NT by Dan Driedelberg 01/10/2010, 6:49pm PST
Re: I'm sorry I called you names, Quentinbec. NT by Dan Driedelberg 01/10/2010, 6:52pm PST
"Mr. Bec... These tests show that you've been... Bathing in the sea?!" NT by Dr. Mohammed Leg Blocker MD 01/11/2010, 8:55pm PST
Winning post NT by Mysterious Stranger 01/12/2010, 11:15pm PST
Also: by Mischief Maker 01/12/2010, 8:33pm PST
uwpp likes this :I b NT by up with pod people 01/12/2010, 9:46pm PST
At last, someone who shares my appreciation for the Kids! NT by Fake Mischief Maker 01/13/2010, 2:43am PST
And hasn't seen it all before a million times! NT by Even Faker Maker 01/13/2010, 11:58am PST
It's not my fault if this forum is populated by bigger geeks than me! NT by Keepin' it Mischievous 01/13/2010, 7:16pm PST
people. we need to work harder to keep this forum at the top of the list. NT by up with pod people 01/14/2010, 9:58am PST
Get some dick tests then. :3 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/14/2010, 10:15am PST
Quentin are you actively trying to get AIDS NT by come home 01/17/2010, 3:52am PST
ICJ, IP check "come home" for country of origin, please. NT by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 6:45am PST
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND MASSUH NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/17/2010, 7:20am PST
After that, arrange a job for me and float me another 20k quid loan NT by Quétinbec 01/17/2010, 2:57pm PST
Re: ICJ, IP check "come home" for country of origin, please. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/17/2010, 9:35pm PST
Hahaha NT by Fortinbras 01/17/2010, 9:38pm PST
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