Forum Overview :: Tales of the Sword Coast :: Re: Dick test

[quote name="Mischief Maker"][quote name="Quétinbec"]I didn't tell him about my asshole leaking or bleeding becausehe was a fucking asshole and I wasn't comfortable talking to him.[/quote] AAAAAAAAND... [quote]He said I probably had a urinary tract infection. [...] The doctor gave me some powder to take for my dick. He said if the burning persists after 5 days to come back and they'll fish about in my dick.[/quote] QB, reading your stories is like watching a train wreck, hearing the screams from the survivors as the passenger car catches fire, then just as the rescue workers arrive, the passenger car tips off the rails and rolls down the hill into a volcano. I can't wait for the wacky Seinfeld-esqe hijinx 5 days from now as QB tries to come up with an excuse for why he <I>just happened</I> to forget to tell the doctor about his bleeding anus.[/quote]