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No matter how much you may think your job sucks... by Mischief Maker 01/01/2010, 9:15am PST
Quétinbec wrote:

Apparently, it's fenced off and guarded by two policemen who frisk those who enter (women and children aren't allowed in).


...at least you aren't the guy who has to frisk shitheads outside the Red Light district and come away with bloody hands because this particular shithead will travel thousands of miles and bribe his way into hostile countries for the chance to fuck exotic whores with his meltydick, but wrinkles his nose at the price of STD treatment.

Is the entirety of your six-figure salary going directly to whores? Didn't you put any money aside for a rainy day fund? Especially when it's raining blood out your asshole?

Your roommates may think they're the smartest guys in the world, walking away from their high-end jobs to get paid twice as much for half the time, but the joke's on them. They're sharing a bathtub with you.
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Operation Barbarossa by Quétinbec 01/01/2010, 4:21am PST NEW
    No matter how much you may think your job sucks... by Mischief Maker 01/01/2010, 9:15am PST NEW
        Re: No matter how much you may think your job sucks... by Quétinbec 01/01/2010, 1:26pm PST NEW
            Re: No matter how much you may think your job sucks... by Dan Driedelberg 01/01/2010, 1:40pm PST NEW
                With bleeding lesions on his asshole, I think he will be. NT by Mischief Maker 01/01/2010, 1:51pm PST NEW
                    SHORT BET: Bleeding Asshole Legions will be Fussbett's top album of 2010 NT by Entropy Stew 01/01/2010, 8:53pm PST NEW
                        No. Obviously the best album of 2010 will be from Christopher Lee. by Fussbett 01/02/2010, 9:55am PST NEW
                            obscure competitor by up with pod people 01/11/2010, 4:19pm PST NEW
    More like Quetinbec Does Damascus NT by Fortinbras 01/01/2010, 3:26pm PST NEW
        Wrong thread. Unbelievable! NT by Fussbett 01/01/2010, 3:35pm PST NEW
            I'll be honest, I didn't care enough to read his post. Is that bad? NT by Fortinbras 01/01/2010, 4:25pm PST NEW
                Please, let us know what sort of posts ARE worth your time. NT by Souffle of Pain 01/01/2010, 5:05pm PST NEW
                    WHOA WHOA WHOA are we seriously fagging out here over a QB post? NT by Fortinbras 01/01/2010, 5:31pm PST NEW
                        Don't try to shift the issue away from us hating your terrible posts and excuses NT by Fussbett 01/01/2010, 6:15pm PST NEW
                            Agreed. You WILL provide an alternate thread or I will haunt every post you make NT by Souffle of Pain 01/01/2010, 6:37pm PST NEW
                                You're right. I'm sorry, my post was impetuous and without merit. Mea culpa. NT by Fortinbras 01/01/2010, 7:24pm PST NEW
                                    Good. Now go get rotdick and report back. JOIN US NT by Souffle of Pain 01/01/2010, 7:33pm PST NEW
                        HURR HURR DURR NT by Sportsbra,Caltrops' smartest poster 01/01/2010, 7:15pm PST NEW
 
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