Caltrops - Tales of the Sword Coast





	[quote name="Mischief Maker"][quote name="Quétinbec"]Apparently, it's fenced off and guarded by two policemen who frisk those who enter (women and children aren't allowed in).[/quote] ...at least you aren't the guy who has to frisk shitheads outside the Red Light district and come away with bloody hands because this particular shithead will travel thousands of miles and bribe his way into hostile countries for the chance to fuck exotic whores with his meltydick, but wrinkles his nose at the price of STD treatment. Is the entirety of your six-figure salary going directly to whores? Didn't you put any money aside for a rainy day fund? Especially when it's raining blood out your asshole? Your roommates may think they're the smartest guys in the world, walking away from their high-end jobs to get paid twice as much for half the time, but the joke's on them. They're sharing a bathtub with <I>you.</I>[/quote]