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by Quétinbec 10/01/2009, 1:47pm PDT

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

I might try getting milk delivered next. How are the dairy products in Arabia, anyway?

My Indian parasites made me lactose intolerant :( Ever since, when I drink milk or yogurt, I fart a lot and my poos are runny. Because milk's important to a healthy diet, if I don't have a girl coming over (most days), I drink milk before bed so as to fart without annoying anyone. It's such a shame because I'm from the dairy capital of the world and I grew up on dairy.

I don't know where the milk here is from, but "normal" milk is $4/L. Flavoured milk is $1/L, so I drink that instead. It's dodgey as fuck and fuck knows what's in it, but it tastes like milk and that's all milk needs to do.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

I would imagine that the bulk of it is made with camel and goat's milk, and I've heard that's pretty good.

Foreigners like it only for the novelty. It tastes like shit and anyone who thinks otherwise should never be trusted.

Fucking Arab Women by Quétinbec 09/30/2009, 10:36am PDT NEW

On the strength of your stories, I hired a maid by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/30/2009, 7:14pm PDT NEW

Re: On the strength of your stories, I hired a maid by Quétinbec 10/01/2009, 1:47pm PDT NEW

Apparently eating yogurt can restore the milk-digesting bacteria. NT by Fullofkittens 10/01/2009, 6:00pm PDT NEW

Tried that (and everything else). It's my unidentified parasites. NT by Quétinbec 10/01/2009, 10:19pm PDT NEW

science cant help! its his parasites! (like a retard) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/02/2009, 7:35pm PDT NEW

Re: science cant help! its his parasites! (like a retard) by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 10/02/2009, 7:51pm PDT NEW

Re: Fucking Arab Women by N 10/01/2009, 5:09pm PDT NEW

Re: Fucking Arab Women by Quétinbec 10/01/2009, 10:17pm PDT NEW