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On the strength of your stories, I hired a maid by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/30/2009, 7:14pm PDT
Quétinbec wrote:

Anyway, I hate to think what those fuckers are earning for that bullshit, but I'm getting paid $100k tax free to teach Arabs English so they can order their Indian labourers and Filipino/African service staff to work harder for their $200/month. They're the only fuckers doing anything, and they make in a month what I make in an hour! I think they're so brave and I want to fuck them.


I probably could have cleaned my place myself, but when you take away the ability to enjoy food and water (not "consume" food and water, but enjoy it) I'm probably doing a little better than you, and the general vibe in the air lately is that of plutocracy and comfort. I went through Craigslist because I felt that if there were a disaster later, it would give everyone a chance to feel smug and superior in the retelling. I was envisioning leading with the bad bit: "All the nouns in my house were brought to the pawn shop by some goddamn maids!" and then speaking really quickly and over any audience once I let the craigslist bit drop.

Two girls showed up. They did a great job. I have no idea what they did specifically because I left for work and asked them to lock up afterwards. I would have paid double if they had made out with each other for a bit before getting started, but I really like my job and wanted to start the day on time. I think the detail I like the most is that the faucets sparkle. They look like they were made out of diamonds. Even if I had done it myself, I wouldn't have been able to generate that effect.

I might try getting milk delivered next. How are the dairy products in Arabia, anyway? I would imagine that the bulk of it is made with camel and goat's milk, and I've heard that's pretty good.


ICJ
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Fucking Arab Women by Quétinbec 09/30/2009, 10:36am PDT NEW
    On the strength of your stories, I hired a maid by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/30/2009, 7:14pm PDT NEW
        Re: On the strength of your stories, I hired a maid by Quétinbec 10/01/2009, 1:47pm PDT NEW
            Apparently eating yogurt can restore the milk-digesting bacteria. NT by Fullofkittens 10/01/2009, 6:00pm PDT NEW
                Tried that (and everything else). It's my unidentified parasites. NT by Quétinbec 10/01/2009, 10:19pm PDT NEW
                    science cant help! its his parasites! (like a retard) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/02/2009, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                        Re: science cant help! its his parasites! (like a retard) by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 10/02/2009, 7:51pm PDT NEW
    Re: Fucking Arab Women by N 10/01/2009, 5:09pm PDT NEW
        Re: Fucking Arab Women by Quétinbec 10/01/2009, 10:17pm PDT NEW
 
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