Caltrops - Tales of the Sword Coast





	[quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"][quote name="Quétinbec"]Anyway, I hate to think what those fuckers are earning for that bullshit, but I'm getting paid $100k tax free to teach Arabs English so they can order their Indian labourers and Filipino/African service staff to work <i>harder</i> for their $200/month. They're the only fuckers doing anything, and they make in a month what I make in an hour! I think they're so brave and I want to fuck them. [/quote] I probably could have cleaned my place myself, but when you take away the ability to enjoy food and water (not "consume" food and water, but enjoy it) I'm probably doing a little better than you, and the general vibe in the air lately is that of plutocracy and comfort. I went through Craigslist because I felt that if there were a disaster later, it would give everyone a chance to feel smug and superior in the retelling. I was envisioning leading with the bad bit: "All the nouns in my house were brought to the pawn shop by some goddamn maids!" and then speaking really quickly and over any audience once I let the craigslist bit drop. Two girls showed up. They did a great job. I have no idea what they did specifically because I left for work and asked them to lock up afterwards. I would have paid double if they had made out with each other for a bit before getting started, but I really like my job and wanted to start the day on time. I think the detail I like the most is that the faucets sparkle. They look like they were made out of diamonds. Even if I had done it myself, I wouldn't have been able to generate that effect. I might try getting milk delivered next. How are the dairy products in Arabia, anyway? I would imagine that the bulk of it is made with camel and goat's milk, and I've heard that's pretty good. ICJ[/quote]