Forum Overview :: Tales of the Sword Coast :: Re: On the strength of your stories, I hired a maid

[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"] I might try getting milk delivered next. How are the dairy products in Arabia, anyway?[/quote] My Indian parasites made me lactose intolerant :( Ever since, when I drink milk or yogurt, I fart a lot and my poos are runny. Because milk's important to a healthy diet, if I don't have a girl coming over (most days), I drink milk before bed so as to fart without annoying anyone. It's such a shame because I'm from the dairy capital of the world and I grew up on dairy. I don't know where the milk here is from, but "normal" milk is $4/L. Flavoured milk is $1/L, so I drink that instead. It's dodgey as fuck and fuck knows what's in it, but it tastes like milk and that's all milk needs to do. [quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"] I would imagine that the bulk of it is made with camel and goat's milk, and I've heard that's pretty good.[/quote] Foreigners like it only for the novelty. It tastes like shit and anyone who thinks otherwise should never be trusted. [/quote]