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one of my favorite moments in avp2 (marine campaign of course) by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/24/2009, 3:33pm PDT
avp1 is naturally inferior, how can you even have an avp game that doesn't allow for dynamic lights? don't answer that question, because you fucking CAN'T

anyway, avp2, there is an area where your sweet MOTION TRACKER (which they didn't have in avp1, altho I can't actually confirm if that's true or not since I never played avp1 and will never need to) detects some motion in a nearby area around a few corners, so you sneak up on it as carefully as you can, ready to explode the fuck out of it with an entire clip from your pulse rifle. then you finally get within sight of it and... nothing is there! so you walk right on top of the dot on your sensor and wonder "is it below me? above me? (are they coming outta the goddamn ceilings, bryu bryu?)." then you look up and see it's just a swinging crane hook. :D

the very next thing that shows up on the motion detector is an adult alien comin outta the etc or wherever. it's my favorite scary moment in my favorite horror game ever, and I hate horror games because they aren't fun and I get stabbing headaches during all the big scares.

also, avp2 introduces my favorite alien idea ever, the praetorians

avp1 is gay
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                (oh it is in deleted posts) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/24/2009, 7:01am PDT NEW
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            The first couple missions of Myth 3 are almost unplayable. Ground Control was NT by worse than that 08/24/2009, 4:56pm PDT NEW
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                        Re: Now you hate Myth, too?!! by Mischief Maker 08/25/2009, 2:28pm PDT NEW
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                                    Re: I really wish they'd retro patch MW4 to be more 360 controller compatible. : by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/27/2009, 12:00am PDT NEW
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        one of my favorite moments in avp2 (marine campaign of course) by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/24/2009, 3:33pm PDT NEW
            avp1 had motion tracker, praetorians, scarier lighting, scarier MILIEU :( NT by Eurotrash 08/25/2009, 2:58am PDT NEW
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