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Well, I've got a spare bedroom and two spare toilets. by Quétinbec 08/24/2009, 8:35am PDT
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Islam is a beautiful and elegant faith, and I would love to live in a country that was fuckin' serious about Ramadan one time. How great is it that there are underground restaurants? I mean, I wouldn't want to do it forever, but one time would be pretty awesome.


It's a fucking pain in the ass. You know when you were little and you'd steal treats and eat them in the toilet so no one could find out? It's like that for everything, for a month, AND you're also not allowed to drink water in 45-50*C (122 Fahrenheit) heat. I sneak into toilets now at shopping malls, not to cry, but to eat muesli bars. There's piss on the floor. It probably wouldn't be so bad if I'd had some time to settle in first, but they hit me with a month of that shit as soon as I walked in the door.

Also, the difference between 47*C and 50*C is like the difference between 20*C and 30*C. The temperature affects are exponential above 45*C. You go to the beach but it's like bathwater. Every five minutes you have to return to the car, which you leave running with the A/C on, to cool down FROM THE SWIM! It's fucking Mars.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

I'm not sure if they have delivered any money to you yet, but if so - have you made your first "fuck you" purchase yet?


No, there are better ways to say "fuck you" than spending $4k on a stereo. But, I'll holiday somewhere nice and buy a sewing machine or something. Everything else I buy will be as cheap as it possibly can be without losing functionality or making me look like a dick. They can throw cash around like fucking retards but I'm gonna keep a level head.
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HELL YES! by Quétinbec 08/23/2009, 6:49am PDT NEW
    This owns. Update us often. NT by Gutsby 08/23/2009, 8:11am PDT NEW
    I'm proud of you, son. NT by Kindly old Pa Bec 08/23/2009, 8:55am PDT NEW
    Re: HELL YES! by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/23/2009, 9:52am PDT NEW
    Oh that's what QB's anecdotes remind me of.... by Fortinbras 08/23/2009, 10:26am PDT NEW
    but do you have internet in the apartment HMMM? NT by up with pod people 08/23/2009, 10:54am PDT NEW
        Yeah, I've got the net but they won't let me wank! by Quétinbec 08/23/2009, 12:55pm PDT NEW
            Clickonthelinkthat says you think it shouldn't be blocked; they sound reasonable NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/23/2009, 2:38pm PDT NEW
                Assholes, there are wanks at stake!Sort out this proxy shit and allow me my porn by Quétinbec 08/24/2009, 8:24am PDT NEW
                    As usual, Australia turns out to be better than New Zealand by I need clarification 08/24/2009, 8:49am PDT NEW
                        new zealand is like the ireland of australia's UK NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/24/2009, 12:08pm PDT NEW
                            NZ is to Australia what Wales is to England. VASTLY INFERIOR NT by Eurotrash 08/25/2009, 2:12am PDT NEW
                    Is this a joke post? by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/24/2009, 9:39am PDT NEW
                        srsly it's like QB boiled down into concentrate and applied like so much marmite NT by up with pod people 08/24/2009, 2:36pm PDT NEW
                    I guess I'll go ahead and drop-kick this infant... by Chairman Mao 08/24/2009, 10:28am PDT NEW
                    Haha the finest wanks. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/24/2009, 12:06pm PDT NEW
                        the finest meats and gruman NT by gruman 08/24/2009, 10:05pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Assholes, there are wanks at stake!Sort out this proxy shit and allow me my by i_hate_goons.vbs 08/24/2009, 10:05pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Assholes, there are wanks at stake!Sort out this proxy shit and allow me my by I need clarification 08/24/2009, 10:48pm PDT NEW
                            QB! Is this true? by Mysterious Stranger 08/25/2009, 7:34pm PDT NEW
            Re: Yeah, I've got the net but they won't let me wank! by Last 08/24/2009, 9:33am PDT NEW
                Re: Yeah, I've got the net but they won't let me wank! by Quétinbec 09/05/2009, 5:05am PDT NEW
                    Have you tried any of the free VPNs, such as UltraSurf? by Jerry Whorebach 09/05/2009, 10:39am PDT NEW
                        They've blocked both those VPN sites! They're onto you, Jerry. NT by Quétinbec 09/06/2009, 9:16am PDT NEW
                            Everyone's onto Jerry. NT by :( 09/06/2009, 12:03pm PDT NEW
                            Ultrasurf is a 420kb zip file. Maybe ask Irene to e-mail it to you? NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/06/2009, 4:55pm PDT NEW
                                Thanks man! If that shit works, I'll dedicate you a wank. NT by Quétinbec 09/07/2009, 10:11am PDT NEW
                                    I thought you were in NZ now. NT by "The Land of Wanking" 09/07/2009, 10:27am PDT NEW
                                        How many wanks does it take to work your way out of New Zealand? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/07/2009, 11:14am PDT NEW
    Haha, he sounds like Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross "FUCK YOU. That's my na NT by Eurotrash 08/23/2009, 11:16am PDT NEW
    Having a job! by Fussbett 08/23/2009, 12:13pm PDT NEW
        Fuck you Fussbett. I don't start work until late September. by Quétinbec 08/23/2009, 12:57pm PDT NEW
            That's the spirit! NT by Fussbett 08/23/2009, 2:19pm PDT NEW
    Hey sweetie, the paternity tests came back. You'll hear from my lawyer soon. NT by Irene Wong 08/23/2009, 12:23pm PDT NEW
    I would love to live in a country celebrating Ramadan, just once by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/23/2009, 2:47pm PDT NEW
        Well, I've got a spare bedroom and two spare toilets. by Quétinbec 08/24/2009, 8:35am PDT NEW
    Re: HELL YES! by H1N1 08/25/2009, 6:53pm PDT NEW
 
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