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Don't they have sports in Toronto? Make your work play. by Quétinbec 07/31/2009, 6:15pm PDT
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Another biking thread. (cycling) by Zsenitan 08/28/2008, 5:17pm PDT NEW
    Lactic Acid. Unless you're stopping to milk yourself while watching the porno. NT by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 5:30pm PDT NEW
        FACT CHECK: you are wrong and I am right. NT by Zsenitan, factually 08/28/2008, 5:54pm PDT NEW
            FACT CHECK: I told a joke, you wrote a TO DO: list like sko. Creexul monster NT by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 6:14pm PDT NEW
                FACT CHECK: you are yet another bitch incorrectly correcting me. NT by Zsenitan fucking checks your facts 08/28/2008, 6:20pm PDT NEW
                    Zseni calls off engagement, throws ring in MM's face, needle drags across record NT by Last 08/28/2008, 8:56pm PDT NEW
                        She's one special wacko chick. by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 9:03pm PDT NEW
                            Awwwww that was cute! Is the rest of the movie that cute? NT by Zsenitan 08/29/2008, 6:25pm PDT NEW
                                The rest of the movie is Sherilyn Fenn fucking and being naked, so yes NT by I need clarification 08/29/2008, 7:27pm PDT NEW
    If you're hitting your physical limit you've had a good day of exercise, sheesh. by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 6:34pm PDT NEW
        MY ONLY PHYSICAL LIMIT IS PANT SIZE AND EVEN THAT IS..... BUSTED by Zsenitan 08/28/2008, 7:49pm PDT NEW
            I would leave it at 2 miles a day but I'm not a big fat lardass. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/28/2008, 7:59pm PDT NEW
                I hate to be this guy, but by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/29/2008, 2:07am PDT NEW
                    This was to Zseni, not Creex. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/29/2008, 2:08am PDT NEW
                    Why does fixed gear make you faster/stronger than just using higest gear only? by Fussbett 07/30/2009, 10:00pm PDT NEW
                        That's what the little bell on your handlebar is for. NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/30/2009, 10:24pm PDT NEW
                            Also: the little horn on the other handlebar. NT by Fullofkittens 07/31/2009, 9:29am PDT NEW
                        Does Toronto have hills? I think you need some hills. NT by Bunyip 07/30/2009, 11:00pm PDT NEW
                            Running feels like biking up a hill, this is true. NT by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 4:16pm PDT NEW
                        I dunno, it always seemed suspect to me. The only advantage is not having derail by Zsenitan 07/30/2009, 11:05pm PDT NEW
                            Jso and I used to ride our bikes a ton. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/30/2009, 11:34pm PDT NEW
                            I'm using biking to break up running, so I obviously like it well enough by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 12:47pm PDT NEW
                                Are you fucking with me, or perhaps these distinctions are academic? by Zsenitan 07/31/2009, 1:55pm PDT NEW
                                    An Ass Bra and Titanium Ankles: NT by The Zseni Story 07/31/2009, 2:25pm PDT NEW
                                        You really burned her! She walked right into that one. NT by An Idiot 07/31/2009, 3:03pm PDT NEW
                                    I'm talking about exercise. by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 4:11pm PDT NEW
                                        Oh sorry, I missed the brief. "Heh, yours is bigger." NT by Zsenitan 07/31/2009, 5:06pm PDT NEW
                                            Don't they have sports in Toronto? Make your work play. NT by Quétinbec 07/31/2009, 6:15pm PDT NEW
                                                I assume you're talking to me as she doesn't live in Toronto. by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 8:32pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: I assume you're talking to me as she doesn't live in Toronto. by Quétinbec 08/01/2009, 12:09am PDT NEW
                                                        Finally, something you're better at: basketball. Congrats on using your height. by Fussbett 08/01/2009, 2:48am PDT NEW
                                                            Few doubt I'd be better at most things. by Quétinbec 08/01/2009, 5:18pm PDT NEW
                                                                Constant crying isn't a trademark of people who win a lot. by Fussbett 08/01/2009, 9:49pm PDT NEW
                                                                    I'd cry more if I felt maturity required jogs around your smoggy block. by Quétinbec 08/02/2009, 12:26am PDT NEW
                                                                        Not doubting you can always cry more! by Fussbett 08/02/2009, 11:01am PDT NEW
                                                                            It's the price I pay for getting to smile more than 12 y/o's. by Quétinbec 08/02/2009, 5:10pm PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: It's the price I pay for getting to smile more than 12 y/o's. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/02/2009, 6:32pm PDT NEW
                                                                                Your crying/smiling/hunching calibrations must be intricate. by Fussbett 08/03/2009, 2:38am PDT NEW
                                                                                    They're spot on. I've got all this shit figured out. by Quétinbec 08/03/2009, 5:27pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        FALLACY: an endless fuck is a good fuck by up with pod people 08/03/2009, 8:00pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            Endless and don't forget motionless. Just rhythmic pumping for 30 minutes. NT by Quétinbot 08/03/2009, 10:38pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            TRUTH: a 30 minute fuck is a thorough fuck by Quétinbec 08/04/2009, 3:41am PDT NEW
                                                                                                thorough?? oh man by up with pod people 08/04/2009, 8:22am PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Goddamn I love this thread. NT by Last 08/04/2009, 10:17am PDT NEW
                                                                                                    To be fair to QB, listening to a woman for any kind of relationship advice is NT by the worst possible thing you can do 08/04/2009, 12:22pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Re: thorough?? oh man by Eurotrash 08/04/2009, 12:23pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        apples to oranges by up with pod people 08/04/2009, 12:49pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                            lol by Eurotrash 08/05/2009, 11:30pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Re: thorough?? oh man by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/04/2009, 12:39pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        I was more expecting "they're Americans! or white! or LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" NT by up with pod people 08/04/2009, 12:47pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Paint? You can't paint a thatch hut! by Quétinbot 08/04/2009, 1:07pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    I don't need to be told how to fuck a girl. That's my science. by Quétinbec 08/04/2009, 5:05pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        Re: I don't need to be told how to fuck a girl. That's my science. by up with pod people 08/04/2009, 7:30pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                            You're NT by Zseni 08/04/2009, 7:42pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                actually no, but she carved me a new asshole in like 2002 and I named it after h NT by up with pod people 08/04/2009, 7:50pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                            I think everyone's missing the point, here by That's what I think 08/04/2009, 9:42pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                Re: I think everyone's missing the point, here by Quétinbec 08/05/2009, 4:58pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                            Understand that you've never fucked somebody. You've only BEEN fucked. by Quétinbec 08/05/2009, 4:51pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                Re: Understand that you've never fucked somebody. You've only BEEN fucked. by Zsenitan 08/05/2009, 4:58pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                Holy control issues! NT by Socio-bot 08/05/2009, 11:11pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                that's more like it! I thought we were going to indent forever. by up with pod people 08/06/2009, 7:29am PDT NEW
                                                                                                                    INFINITE POST LINK NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/06/2009, 8:02am PDT NEW
                                                                                                                    I've had girls direct my fucks entirely. by Quétinbec 08/06/2009, 4:09pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                        Oh yeah me too no doubt about it absolutely. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/06/2009, 4:15pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                        What the fuck is this "she's waiting for gravity" shit NT by 9.8 meters per second per second 08/06/2009, 9:11pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                Re: TRUTH: a 30 minute fuck is a thorough fuck by You're full of shit again! 08/04/2009, 10:56am PDT NEW
                                                                                                    I don't need to be told how Asians fuck. I've fucked my share. by Quétinbec 08/04/2009, 5:12pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        You really got me there by You're full of shit again! 08/04/2009, 5:36pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                            It's Chosen, my cowardly anonymous friend! by Quétinbec 08/05/2009, 5:10pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                Haha "wank." by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/05/2009, 5:11pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                Re: It's Chosen, my cowardly anonymous friend! by I need clarification 08/05/2009, 10:28pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                    Re: It's Chosen, my cowardly anonymous friend! by Quétinbec 08/06/2009, 4:18pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                        Caltrops's inevitable circumcision thread should really be its own topic. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/06/2009, 5:14pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                            It feels better when you're cut, and it's healthier. What's your damage? NT by Devil Dinosaur 08/06/2009, 10:21pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                                Re: It feels better when you're cut, and it's healthier. What's your damage? by H1N1 08/06/2009, 11:23pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                                    CIRCUMCISION DECISION NT by Fussbett 08/07/2009, 7:25am PDT NEW
                                                                                                                                        What's your incision? by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/07/2009, 8:08am PDT NEW
                                                                                                                                    Decreases blood-borne pathogen transmission rates. NT by Science 08/07/2009, 8:38am PDT NEW
                                                                                                                                        Cut it off entirely and reduce it to zero! NT by Technology 08/07/2009, 9:54am PDT NEW
                                                                                                                                            If only he'd do that. by Science 08/07/2009, 11:04am PDT NEW
                                                                                                                                                What, and just open the floor to crying catheter stories? NT by Now you're crossing your legs 08/07/2009, 11:11am PDT NEW
                                                                                                                                                    Touché NT by Science 08/07/2009, 12:22pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                        Re: It's Chosen, my cowardly anonymous friend! by I need clarification 08/06/2009, 6:49pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                            Re: It's Chosen, my cowardly anonymous friend! by Quétinbec 08/07/2009, 3:33pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                                Re: It's Chosen, my cowardly anonymous friend! by I need clarification 08/07/2009, 6:21pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                            This is the second time I've inadvertently disagreed with QB detractors! by Fuck me! 08/05/2009, 6:27pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                Re: This is the second time I've inadvertently disagreed with QB detractors! by I need clarification 08/05/2009, 10:29pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        Thanks for sharing YOUR fantasy though NT by Quétinbec's Shitty Retort Report 08/04/2009, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                Re: TRUTH: a 30 minute fuck is a thorough fuck by Ryan Paul 08/22/2012, 1:09pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        You really took me to task for SF4. I should've never revealed I like video gam by Fussbett 08/05/2009, 5:49pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            It's life lesson time for Fussbett. by Quétinbec 08/06/2009, 5:02pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                For my next trick, I will start a land war in Asia. NT by Quétinbec 08/06/2009, 5:09pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                You have admit, he has a point by I need clarification 08/06/2009, 6:10pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                New Zealand's Paris Hilton! Except you'll run out of money. by Fussbett 08/06/2009, 9:58pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    This thread needs a link on the front page NT by Fortinbras 08/07/2009, 2:03am PDT NEW
                                                                                                        It needs to be released in book form like The Great Outdoor Fight NT by Fullofkittens 08/07/2009, 4:07am PDT NEW
                                                                                                            A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Queerness NT by Hans Clastorp 08/07/2009, 12:17pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                Haha, awesome. NT by Fullofkittens 08/08/2009, 6:39pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    Working in the name of by Quétinbec 08/07/2009, 3:30pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        Grandma did you enjoy a 30 minute fuck from Grandpa? Would you like one now? NT by Quétinbec at his Grandma's 08/07/2009, 3:59pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        Hey guys, "bathe in the sea" QB is back by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/07/2009, 4:13pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        Your estimated net worth is not relative to the society you're in but the world by Karl Marx 08/07/2009, 4:46pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        Check it out! by Fussbett 08/07/2009, 9:05pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                            Haha. I fought hard against mentioning "HVAC products", but lost. NT by Fussbett 08/07/2009, 11:43pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        I knew Karl Marx would agree with me. by Fussbett 08/08/2009, 1:05am PDT NEW
                                                                                                            The Colonel Kurtz crack was a bit of a low blow, I thought. Jesus!! NT by Souffle of Pain 08/08/2009, 1:42am PDT NEW
                                                                                                            In trying to distance himself from society, Fussbett's said some embarassing thi by Quétinbec 08/12/2009, 2:51am PDT NEW
                                                                                                                Re: In trying to distance himself from society, Fussbett's said some embarassing by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/12/2009, 5:14am PDT NEW
                                                                                                                    mffe, leave the arguing to the big boys, you pest by Caltrops Adjudicator 08/12/2009, 8:25am PDT NEW
                                                                                                                        Overruled (gavel bang). The witness will answer. NT by Judge Fortinbras 08/12/2009, 3:03pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                            Who are you again? Are you a Jolt Country guy? NT by Caltrops Adjudicator 08/12/2009, 5:50pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                                You caught me. I'm... NT by Worm. 08/12/2009, 10:04pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                                    Only after hours of firing into the ceiling is this revealed. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/12/2009, 11:39pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                    MFFE, if people don't like you, we can't risk being seen together. Sorry. NT by Quétinbec 08/12/2009, 2:42pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                        What a dick thing to say. by Zsenitan 08/12/2009, 2:46pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                            Fuck! The last update seems to be stripping "NSFW" from titles. Sorry, gang NT by Caltrops Admins 08/12/2009, 7:54pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                Please don't grovel! NT by Your Mum 08/12/2009, 7:40am PDT NEW
                                                                                                                    ...when you can GAVEL! NT by Caltrops Adjudicator 08/12/2009, 3:17pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                I'm going to start keeping these brief. by Fussbett 08/12/2009, 2:59pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        He's been undressed by kings by Bunyip 08/09/2009, 6:39pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Hey my name's in this one. by Jerry Whorebach, leading navelgazer 08/02/2009, 6:36pm PDT NEW
                                                                            This Jerry post works as a response to every post on this thread! NT by Mr. Helper 08/08/2009, 2:45pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Another Williamsburg connection to QB by FABIO 08/02/2009, 9:28pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Tales of old Brooklyn by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/02/2009, 11:03pm PDT NEW
                                                                ymca NT by gruman 08/01/2009, 10:30pm PDT NEW
                                                        So we're just letting the "too scared to play charades" line go, then? NT by Faggot Patrol 08/04/2009, 9:59am PDT NEW
                                                        Re: I assume you're talking to me as she doesn't live in Toronto. by I need clarification 08/04/2009, 2:13pm PDT NEW
                                                            It's a lecture on the perils of team sports by an overweight 40 y/o. by Quétinbec 08/04/2009, 5:51pm PDT NEW
                                                                Re: It's a lecture on the perils of team sports by an overweight 40 y/o. by Statistician 08/04/2009, 6:10pm PDT NEW
                                                                Having a kid = no risk and other lectures from our banker friend by I need clarification 08/04/2009, 6:40pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Gestated. NT by Irene Wong 08/04/2009, 6:45pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Haha NT by Fullofkittens 08/04/2009, 7:05pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Whoah whoah, slow down by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/04/2009, 10:42pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Re: Having a kid = no risk and other lectures from our banker friend by Quétinbec 08/05/2009, 5:25pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: Having a kid = no risk and other lectures from our banker friend by That's what I think 08/05/2009, 10:26pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Oops, it turns out it wasn't Choson after all! NT by I need clarification 08/05/2009, 10:27pm PDT NEW
                                                                                chosen NT by gruman 08/05/2009, 11:11pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Re: Having a kid = no risk and other lectures from our banker friend by Mischief Maker 08/12/2009, 7:51am PDT NEW
                                                                            You guys are way out of line with these crying remarks. by Quétinbec 08/12/2009, 2:40pm PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: You guys are way out of line with these crying remarks. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/12/2009, 3:37pm PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: You guys are way out of line with these crying remarks. by Mischief Maker 08/12/2009, 9:28pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: I'm talking about exercise. by Eurotrash 08/02/2009, 11:49pm PDT NEW
                                            Angel Summoner & BMX Bandit by Zsenitan 08/02/2009, 11:59pm PDT NEW
                                                Poor BMX Bandit, replaced by a fucking (w)horse bitch. Schugar lumps. :( NT by Eurotrash 08/03/2009, 1:39am PDT NEW
                                                A young Rorschach. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/03/2009, 5:45am PDT NEW
                                                Great Britain needs to knock it off with the laugh tracks NT by Entropy Stew 08/03/2009, 10:16am PDT NEW
                                                    lol by Eurotrash 08/03/2009, 11:59am PDT NEW
                        Sounds like you went into Curbside? by mark 07/31/2009, 8:06am PDT NEW
                            Re: Sounds like you went into Curbside? by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/31/2009, 11:00am PDT NEW
                                Re: Sounds like you went into Curbside? by mark 07/31/2009, 11:58am PDT NEW
                                Re: Sounds like you went into Curbside? by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 12:12pm PDT NEW
                                    I'm going to reply to both of you here: by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/31/2009, 1:03pm PDT NEW
                                        "your top speed gets a tremendous boost." <-- still not seeing this by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 4:22pm PDT NEW
                                            Read the sentence you quoted again. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/02/2009, 6:30pm PDT NEW
                                                Oh, you're saying the top speed boost is just from improved leg strength. by Fussbett 08/03/2009, 12:49am PDT NEW
                                                    >:( NT by Entropy Stew 08/03/2009, 10:19am PDT NEW
                            No, the seemingly innocuous Broadway Cycle on Bloor by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 12:23pm PDT NEW
                                Re: No, the seemingly innocuous Broadway Cycle on Bloor by mark 07/31/2009, 1:53pm PDT NEW
                        Would you describe those bike store workers as hipsters? NT by FABIO 07/31/2009, 12:35pm PDT NEW
                            I would NT by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 12:48pm PDT NEW
            Does Master of Magic work well in DOSbox? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/30/2008, 7:41pm PDT NEW
                I just fiddle with the memory settings and run it nekkid by Zsenitan 08/31/2008, 8:31am PDT NEW
                    SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO >:( by E. L. Koba 09/01/2008, 12:32pm PDT NEW
                        EEEE TROLLS by Zsenitan 09/02/2008, 3:29pm PDT NEW
                    I found the instruction manual to this! by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/09/2009, 6:09pm PDT NEW
                        I swear it's one of the best games ever by Entropy Stew 08/10/2009, 8:11am PDT NEW
                Runs great for me. MIDI music + SBLiveII sound ran on the default settings NT by Entropy Stew 09/01/2008, 3:08pm PDT NEW
                Use DFEND reloaded - it runs great by McMoo 08/06/2009, 3:49pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Use DFEND reloaded - it runs great by Caltrops Help Desk 08/09/2009, 12:28am PDT NEW
    Re: Another biking thread. (cycling) by Quétinbec 08/31/2008, 12:54am PDT NEW
        PS: Get out of Canada NT by loser 08/31/2008, 1:34am PDT NEW
            thats ALWAYS good advice :D NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/31/2008, 4:44am PDT NEW
        Re: Another biking thread. (cycling) by Zsenitan 08/31/2008, 8:29am PDT NEW
            Re: Another biking thread. (cycling) by Quétinbec 09/01/2008, 5:01am PDT NEW
                By sports you mean - what exactly? MMA or soccer, you cringing faggot? by Zsenitan 09/01/2008, 7:42pm PDT NEW
                    Why not combine the two? And call it... RUGBUM NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/01/2008, 10:45pm PDT NEW
    I am the most feared Caltrops poster of 2010 - 2020 NT by Jim Rice 08/01/2009, 1:59pm PDT NEW
        Whoa, how the fuck did this end up here? by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/04/2009, 3:44pm PDT NEW
            This thread has had a lot of highlights by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/04/2009, 3:46pm PDT NEW
    Shit cyclists say by fabio 08/12/2012, 4:45pm PDT NEW
 
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