Forum Overview :: Assassin's Creed 2

The Club, and that wasn't a defense using esoterica, it was a defense against es by Worm 06/08/2009, 7:40pm PDT Basically he shit his pants over the little signs, and crucified the game for it on his gay little blog. That's really nothing like my problem with Assassin's Creed (it was boring) or what I liked about GTA IV (despite it not being what it could have been, it wasn't boring). I just fucking hate Assassin's Creed, it gives up everything for immersion, and then immerses you as a guy who is immersing himself in something. It seems just like you want to point to all this crazy sand box game shit and say that GTA IV wasn't superior to Assassin's Creed. It's a little hard to accept that when you're just throwing up your hands at a mission. Additionally I have to point out that Fortinbras might just be having a gaygasm because everything about the assassinations in Assassin's Creed reeks of gay erotica. I mean come on, you're flying through Venice using burning torches to lift your wings, when you finally infiltrate your high society (target/lover)'s spatial palace and slip unnoticed past his guards you prepare to (ravish/kill) him with your hidden (throbbing) blade.

I don't think thermals work like that but oh well by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/07/2009, 4:50pm PDT     This is the GAYEST NT by Fortinbras 06/07/2009, 6:17pm PDT         I have some doubts by Lizard_King 06/07/2009, 7:42pm PDT             It's the same exact thing as the first game. by Worm 06/07/2009, 8:00pm PDT             Christ you are such a fucking stupid petty faggot NT by Fortinbras 06/07/2009, 8:02pm PDT                 I've compiled a list of other things I hate: Take them up in any order by Fortinbras 06/07/2009, 8:12pm PDT                     *runs you straight through with a poleaxe thrust* by Entropy Stew 06/07/2009, 8:28pm PDT                         NO NEGATIVE REVIEWS! NT by Charles 06/07/2009, 8:46pm PDT                     That's quite a broad range of experiences you've had. by Lizard_King 06/07/2009, 9:09pm PDT                         He's also like the only republican on the board. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/08/2009, 1:46am PDT                             we are also reTHUGS (compared to some other people anyway) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/08/2009, 4:58am PDT                                 Only because being anywhere near the center means you're a republican to lefsese NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/08/2009, 6:25am PDT                                     Hey so you guys are political centrists? That's cool. NT by The 'That's Cool' Guy 06/08/2009, 6:31am PDT                                         It IS pretty cool. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/08/2009, 6:39am PDT                                         They're staunch libertarians, really. by Tricknology 06/08/2009, 2:05pm PDT                                             I think more apolitical (like Werner Von Braun). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/08/2009, 2:14pm PDT                                                 yeah, but did he ever come up with a knee slapper like "The Faily Shit"? NT by Cablebots 06/08/2009, 2:45pm PDT                                                     No because Werner Von Braun is dead. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/08/2009, 7:12pm PDT                         and you're following it to a T to achieve some zen apex of shittiness? by Worm 06/08/2009, 5:22am PDT                             *bad man hate game NT by Caveman Editor 06/08/2009, 5:39am PDT                             I'm not sure if that's more a criticism of Fortinbras or me by Lizard_King 06/08/2009, 4:19pm PDT                                 Re: I'm not sure if that's more a criticism of Fortinbras or me by Worm 06/08/2009, 4:52pm PDT                                     Re: I'm not sure if that's more a criticism of Fortinbras or me by Lizard_King 06/08/2009, 6:32pm PDT                                         The Club, and that wasn't a defense using esoterica, it was a defense against es by Worm 06/08/2009, 7:40pm PDT                     The skullfucking wouldn't be so bad if the dick didn't smell like seven vaginas NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/08/2009, 5:02pm PDT     Whew, the intimate Saving Private Ryan stabbings are intact by FABIO 06/08/2009, 2:52am PDT         the sword fighting in AC wasn't too bad, I loved the overhead chop parry NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/08/2009, 4:59am PDT             Overhead buttan mash NT by Entropy Stew 06/08/2009, 7:10am PDT                 you can't button mash and parry, this isn't sf4 NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/08/2009, 5:53pm PDT                     Post buttan mash. Mash the post buttan NT by Entropy Stew 06/08/2009, 6:30pm PDT                 Re: Overhead buttan mash by Lizard_King 06/08/2009, 6:36pm PDT                     For me Fable 2 was about blasting every motherfucker with guns. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/08/2009, 7:15pm PDT