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and you're following it to a T to achieve some zen apex of shittiness? by Worm 06/08/2009, 5:22am PDT
I mean from "hurrrrr bad man like game, must be good" to "It's pretty obvious you're saying this girl is going to get raped by black kids when she is fifteen over grudges held from toddler years, but really, what are you saying?"(so dickless) you're not really fucking A class material yourself.

What looks bad about the game is that it seems as banal as the first one, and I'd take a game from Rockstar comprised of the all time worst GTA3/4 missions ever over it in a heart beat. Busting out of my front windshield in GTA4 was more exciting and surprising than anything there is to experience in Assassin's Creed. It was a collection of cool gameplay in the most shitty and boring sandbox world to ever be realized.
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I don't think thermals work like that but oh well by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/07/2009, 4:50pm PDT NEW
    This is the GAYEST NT by Fortinbras 06/07/2009, 6:17pm PDT NEW
        I have some doubts by Lizard_King 06/07/2009, 7:42pm PDT NEW
            It's the same exact thing as the first game. by Worm 06/07/2009, 8:00pm PDT NEW
            Christ you are such a fucking stupid petty faggot NT by Fortinbras 06/07/2009, 8:02pm PDT NEW
                I've compiled a list of other things I hate: Take them up in any order by Fortinbras 06/07/2009, 8:12pm PDT NEW
                    *runs you straight through with a poleaxe thrust* by Entropy Stew 06/07/2009, 8:28pm PDT NEW
                        NO NEGATIVE REVIEWS! NT by Charles 06/07/2009, 8:46pm PDT NEW
                    That's quite a broad range of experiences you've had. by Lizard_King 06/07/2009, 9:09pm PDT NEW
                        He's also like the only republican on the board. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/08/2009, 1:46am PDT NEW
                            we are also reTHUGS (compared to some other people anyway) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/08/2009, 4:58am PDT NEW
                                Only because being anywhere near the center means you're a republican to lefsese NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/08/2009, 6:25am PDT NEW
                                    Hey so you guys are political centrists? That's cool. NT by The 'That's Cool' Guy 06/08/2009, 6:31am PDT NEW
                                        It IS pretty cool. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/08/2009, 6:39am PDT NEW
                                        They're staunch libertarians, really. by Tricknology 06/08/2009, 2:05pm PDT NEW
                                            I think more apolitical (like Werner Von Braun). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/08/2009, 2:14pm PDT NEW
                                                yeah, but did he ever come up with a knee slapper like "The Faily Shit"? NT by Cablebots 06/08/2009, 2:45pm PDT NEW
                                                    No because Werner Von Braun is dead. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/08/2009, 7:12pm PDT NEW
                        and you're following it to a T to achieve some zen apex of shittiness? by Worm 06/08/2009, 5:22am PDT NEW
                            *bad man hate game NT by Caveman Editor 06/08/2009, 5:39am PDT NEW
                            I'm not sure if that's more a criticism of Fortinbras or me by Lizard_King 06/08/2009, 4:19pm PDT NEW
                                Re: I'm not sure if that's more a criticism of Fortinbras or me by Worm 06/08/2009, 4:52pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: I'm not sure if that's more a criticism of Fortinbras or me by Lizard_King 06/08/2009, 6:32pm PDT NEW
                                        The Club, and that wasn't a defense using esoterica, it was a defense against es by Worm 06/08/2009, 7:40pm PDT NEW
                    The skullfucking wouldn't be so bad if the dick didn't smell like seven vaginas NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/08/2009, 5:02pm PDT NEW
    Whew, the intimate Saving Private Ryan stabbings are intact by FABIO 06/08/2009, 2:52am PDT NEW
        the sword fighting in AC wasn't too bad, I loved the overhead chop parry NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/08/2009, 4:59am PDT NEW
            Overhead buttan mash NT by Entropy Stew 06/08/2009, 7:10am PDT NEW
                you can't button mash and parry, this isn't sf4 NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/08/2009, 5:53pm PDT NEW
                    Post buttan mash. Mash the post buttan NT by Entropy Stew 06/08/2009, 6:30pm PDT NEW
                Re: Overhead buttan mash by Lizard_King 06/08/2009, 6:36pm PDT NEW
                    For me Fable 2 was about blasting every motherfucker with guns. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/08/2009, 7:15pm PDT NEW
 
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