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by up with pod people 04/16/2009, 6:57pm PDT |
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Quétinbec wrote:
I'd be trawling BK's and approaching Filipino girls with the line, "Man, FUCK this shithole. The sooner these bastards run out of oil, the better. Great money, though. How about you?" And then I'd invite her to hide out in my apartment in exchange for her cunt and she'd be afraid to leave the apartment like a Jerry Whorebach and I'd occasionally bring her treats that would delight her and we'd tell her embassy a sob story to get her PP replaced and later after she got it, I'd pay for her flight home and would cry.
when does she get pregnant? oh, here:
Quétinbec wrote:
In my most recent rape fantasy, I'm in some weird Asian country and a company offers me a service where I can kidnap a girl and they'll imprison her in a jail/hotel type building for $10/night. So, I drug an incredible girl and bring her to the building. I go to the building every day after work(!) and fuck her until she's pregnant. At first she's upset, but after the fucks, while she's still strapped to a wall or a bed, we bond, and because she has nothing else going on in her life (she's not allowed to watch TV or anything) after about six months, she falls in love with me. Also, she's poor and I make her fantastic promises and am nice to her. |
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So I'm living in an NZ shithole with some illegal Asian immigrants. by Quétinbec 04/14/2009, 4:24pm PDT 
Well, it's not Zork. Hope that narrows it down. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/14/2009, 4:37pm PDT 
ooh. by up with pod people 04/14/2009, 7:03pm PDT 
Re: ooh. by Quétinbec 04/14/2009, 9:40pm PDT 
oh, you'd consider it by up with pod people 04/15/2009, 2:37pm PDT 
Haha! Guys are slamming me today. NT by Quétinbec 04/15/2009, 4:13pm PDT 
worst slam ever: "you don't seem the raping type" by up with pod people 04/15/2009, 4:28pm PDT 
I think we all know how this would play out by Everyone 04/16/2009, 8:04am PDT 
Seriously though... by Quétinbec 04/16/2009, 5:08pm PDT 
Re: Seriously though... by hm 04/16/2009, 6:31pm PDT 
that's a much better fantasy. by up with pod people 04/16/2009, 6:57pm PDT 
That's not fair. I haven't wanked to that other fantasy in over a month. NT by Quétinbec 04/16/2009, 8:35pm PDT 
it's just evolving, is all by up with pod people 04/16/2009, 10:06pm PDT 
Re: ooh. by Bananadine 04/15/2009, 9:50am PDT 
more interesting dubai deets by up with pod people 12/01/2009, 5:58pm PST 
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