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Seriously though... by Quétinbec 04/16/2009, 5:08pm PDT
In a Burger King, a Filipino girl tells me it is "terrifying" for her to wander the malls in Dubai because Filipino maids or nannies always sneak away from the family they are with and beg her for help. "They say – 'Please, I am being held prisoner, they don't let me call home, they make me work every waking hour seven days a week.' At first I would say – my God, I will tell the consulate, where are you staying? But they never know their address, and the consulate isn't interested. I avoid them now. I keep thinking about a woman who told me she hadn't eaten any fruit in four years. They think I have power because I can walk around on my own, but I'm powerless."


I'd be trawling BK's and approaching Filipino girls with the line, "Man, FUCK this shithole. The sooner these bastards run out of oil, the better. Great money, though. How about you?"

And then I'd invite her to hide out in my apartment in exchange for her cunt and she'd be afraid to leave the apartment like a Jerry Whorebach and I'd occasionally bring her treats that would delight her and we'd tell her embassy a sob story to get her PP replaced and later after she got it, I'd pay for her flight home and would cry. It would be like Schindler's list! Repeat for however long you're there and feel good about yourself, have cool stories, AND have sex with helpful ladies who clean and are nice. Beats fucking prostitutes and pretending not to be a loser.
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So I'm living in an NZ shithole with some illegal Asian immigrants. by Quétinbec 04/14/2009, 4:24pm PDT NEW
    Well, it's not Zork. Hope that narrows it down. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/14/2009, 4:37pm PDT NEW
    ooh. by up with pod people 04/14/2009, 7:03pm PDT NEW
        Re: ooh. by Quétinbec 04/14/2009, 9:40pm PDT NEW
            oh, you'd consider it by up with pod people 04/15/2009, 2:37pm PDT NEW
                Haha! Guys are slamming me today. NT by Quétinbec 04/15/2009, 4:13pm PDT NEW
                    worst slam ever: "you don't seem the raping type" by up with pod people 04/15/2009, 4:28pm PDT NEW
            I think we all know how this would play out by Everyone 04/16/2009, 8:04am PDT NEW
                Seriously though... by Quétinbec 04/16/2009, 5:08pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Seriously though... by hm 04/16/2009, 6:31pm PDT NEW
                    that's a much better fantasy. by up with pod people 04/16/2009, 6:57pm PDT NEW
                        That's not fair. I haven't wanked to that other fantasy in over a month. NT by Quétinbec 04/16/2009, 8:35pm PDT NEW
                            it's just evolving, is all by up with pod people 04/16/2009, 10:06pm PDT NEW
        Re: ooh. by Bananadine 04/15/2009, 9:50am PDT NEW
        more interesting dubai deets by up with pod people 12/01/2009, 5:58pm PST NEW
 
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