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by bombMexico 04/09/2009, 10:20pm PDT |
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Ok first off, Jesus Christ. The parts of my sensational tell all that were obviously made up are still made up. Me and Jerry have been having a fun little contest to see who could convince the most people he was actively trying to kill himself. Like everything else in his life, Jerry is failing at this, or maybe i'm just really awesome at it?
Now the previous sentance again except without me making things up - The last conversation (that i remember? this may be my downfall) over Live i had with Jerry consisted of me saying...something... about him using cinder block water wings to throw himself in the river, which he responded to by informing me they were called 'cement jsohs' in canada. I thought he was calling jsoh a blockhead so i was pretty disapointed but didn't hold it against him, only later allowing this to gestate i realized he pronounced jsoh like a real word and was thus rewarded. I didn't know cement jsohs was a cry for help, I'm not trained for this dammit :(
And as long as were laying blame for this eventual tragedy, I'm not the one who called him a terrible person in the most awesome posters thread and kicked off this shame spiral of self hate and bombmexico defamation, pal. Ask yourselves why Jerry would reach out to a cunt of my magnitude instead of one of his fellow canadians (over Live), that crushing weight on your heart is called GUILT
Fussbett wrote:
Jerry Whorebach wrote:
Yes I did reach out to bombMexico first and yes he wasn't very helpful but that's all in the past now.
I thought bombMexico was joking about that, for the same reasons I find it so hard to believe most of the Jerry Whorebach story with the Datsuns and coffee shop fear and whatnot. But if Jerry Whorebach really did talk to bombMexico about suicide over Xbox Live, then I don't know what to think anymore. Will anything ever be more incredible than that?! And I've seen a man walk and piss at the same time, remember!
Last night I saw you were playing Forza 2 again. Forza 2, Outrun, getting your photo taken from a moving car... Are you a big car guy, Jerry? Or does the world of automobiles just fascinate you because you could never get up the nerve to take the license test? |
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So, Jerry, do you feel your privacy was invaded? NT by Hmmmmmmm? 04/08/2009, 10:59am PDT 
BM revealed his crappy suicide attempts on the front page. by Quétinbec 04/08/2009, 5:31pm PDT
His explanation better contain the words "Coffee Shop" and "I was at" by or there'll be HECK to pay. 04/08/2009, 6:35pm PDT
I'm pretty sure I only attempted suicide once. by Jerry Whorebach 04/08/2009, 9:16pm PDT
What's this jokey shit!? by Quétinbec 04/09/2009, 5:59pm PDT
I had a cold :( by Jerry Whorebach 04/09/2009, 6:41pm PDT
I'm also annoyed! Dammit! by Fussbett 04/09/2009, 6:27pm PDT
I actually did take the license test, twice because I failed the first time. by Jerry Whorebach 04/09/2009, 7:09pm PDT
Sickly, fat, frightened, AND green! NT by Quétinbec 04/09/2009, 9:18pm PDT
I like all the namedropping im getting, less so the context :( by bombMexico 04/09/2009, 10:20pm PDT
Nice job building a dragonmaster's maze of confusion to hide my awesome joke in. by Jerry Whorebach 04/09/2009, 11:26pm PDT
This joke doesn't EVEN make sense if you consider jsoh a valuable contributor by bombMexico 04/10/2009, 12:04am PDT
No one is trolled by Jso more. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 1:11am PDT
Than . . . me? Really? NT by laudablepuss 04/10/2009, 8:46am PDT
Was I replying to you? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 9:41am PDT
Let's cut to the chase: who does jsoh troll the most IN YOUR OPINION NT by laudablepuss 04/10/2009, 10:02am PDT
Hm that's a good question welp I've thought about it and I have decided that the NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 10:16am PDT
Just a hint of the miscommunication that could happen in a coffee shop. Never g NT by Fussbett 04/10/2009, 12:04am PDT
Jsoh is like the cuts on the Cable album that aren't singles. NT by Fullofkittens 04/10/2009, 3:51am PDT
it is "a double" album NT by gruman 04/10/2009, 3:55am PDT
Not a "double album" or a "double" album, but "a double" album. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 4:10am PDT
Not everyone is able to properly appreciate the Jso. O_O by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 4:11am PDT
So he's more like a producer for your singles. Your Bob Rcok. Your Mutt Lnage. NT by Fussbett 04/10/2009, 4:25am PDT
Not exactly. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 4:34am PDT
Re: Not everyone is able to properly appreciate the Jso. O_O by bombMexico 04/10/2009, 5:22am PDT
Also Jso is smarter than you (that ain't good). :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 6:03am PDT
And that's in spite of poverty, CO2, shame, retardation by and whatnot 04/10/2009, 10:36am PDT
Exactly, boy this is really looking bad for bm. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 10:42am PDT
CO2, scourge of mankind. NT by Mischief Maker 04/10/2009, 11:13am PDT
Mank and ind. PS look he is a retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 12:40pm PDT
CO. MONoxide. Not DIoxide. NT by Weyoun Airbender 04/10/2009, 11:43am PDT
Sassy used to do science. *sigh* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 5:20pm PDT
Sucking dick in a lab coat does not count by Entropy Stew 04/10/2009, 7:15pm PDT
The other scientists did not approve of her methods. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/11/2009, 3:42am PDT
They read about her results.. IN SCHOLARLY JOURNALS NT by Ray of Light 04/11/2009, 1:37pm PDT
With the pages stuck together. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/11/2009, 1:50pm PDT
Dr. Quim, Medicine Woman NT by Entropy Stew 04/11/2009, 2:23pm PDT
She did? Not unless it was the science of leg scabs. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/11/2009, 3:41am PDT
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